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Re: backtobasics

Postby JohnNintendo » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:00 pm

What is even going on here

I take a three-week vacation from the company to visit my kids on Delfino Island and people start a whole movement in my name while I'm gone.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby Cedur » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:15 pm

who are you actually

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Re: backtobasics

Postby ElectriKong » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:24 pm

JohnNintendo wrote:What is even going on here

I take a three-week vacation from the company to visit my kids on Delfino Island and people start a whole movement in my name while I'm gone.
Supershroom wrote:who are you actually
Mario, Probably. I bet this person noticed this thread and thought: Hay, let's create an account and rant about this thread!

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Re: backtobasics

Postby PixelPest » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:44 pm

Assuming that their IP addresses are not dynamic, JohnNintendo does not appear to be a dupe of AeroMatter, BTB, or Magibowser

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Re: backtobasics

Postby aero » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:08 pm

JohnNintendo wrote:What is even going on here

I take a three-week vacation from the company to visit my kids on Delfino Island and people start a whole movement in my name while I'm gone.
John never takes vacations. I knew fakers were disrespectful, but this is a new low.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby JohnNintendo » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:09 pm

I'm saddened that some of you doubt my identity. I'm John Nintendo. Who else would I be?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry about the backtobasics movement, just a bit startled. I didn't expect such a sudden display of strong love for Mario, and I'm sure Miyamoto would appreciate this if he were still here with us today. But I would like to set the record straight on a few things.

I don't remember authorizing that timeline (though credit where its' due, it is impressively close to the true official timeline) and I'm not sure where you got many of these quotes from. It also seems some people here are too focused on what Mario began as to realize what it came to be about. Miyamoto's vision evolved over time: he wanted Mario to be loved by all and grow with his fans rather than be restricted by arbitrary convention. We here at Nintendo wish to honor both visions of Mario, so we consider every game canon. A few may have been developed with different audience or the other in mind, but New Mario is to Classic Mario as 3D Sonic is to 2D Sonic, console Zelda to the intellivision titles, Mega Man Battle Network to the DOS trilogy, Final Fantasy to Harvest Moon and so on.

Above all else, we're disappointed to see all of this anger being thrown around. From both sides. Miyamoto never wanted people to fight over his creation and you're disrespecting his memory by attacking one another. So please, Marioheads, stop using such negative language as "faker" to refer to fans of New Mario. And Newfans, please be respectful of the Marioheads' expression of their love for Mario's roots. New and Classic Mario can coexist, so let's all come together and celebrate Mario's legacy as a united community.

Last but certainly not least, please do not speak ill of Andrew Spikes. His family was kidnapped by pirates and he was forced to add non-Classic elements to SMBX against his will.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby PixelPest » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:11 pm

Too bad I can confirm you're a dupe of another user

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Re: backtobasics

Postby HenryRichard » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:14 pm

...that was the most beautiful thing I have ever read. I'm sorry, Marioheads, for being cruel and trying to wipe you off the face of the earth. I hope with all my heart that we can put all of this behind us, and appreciate each other's interests.

...oh wait pixelpest just killed the mood thanks for that

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Re: backtobasics

Postby JohnNintendo » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:29 pm

pixeplest you fool now THEYare goin gto find me there is too much at sta

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Re: backtobasics

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:37 pm

JohnNintendo account has been banned.

I understand you guys are trying to have fun, but please don't make dupe accounts. Thanks.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby ElectriKong » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:39 pm

JohnNintendo wrote:pixeplest you fool now THEYare goin gto find me there is too much at sta
I'm afraid you are rather screwed john, even though you you are trying to bring the truth of Mario up.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby PixelPest » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:39 pm

JohnNintendo wrote:pixeplest you fool now THEYare goin gto find me there is too much at sta
Well, it looks like it just isn't your day. Nice speech though

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Re: backtobasics

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:39 pm

It wasn't the real JohnNintendo, it was a faker trying to be funny

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Re: backtobasics

Postby BTB » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:45 pm

You can tell by his messages it is clearly a faker, trying to weaken our movement by making us more accepting of the wrong features SMBX and the non-canon Mario games add. John would never say anything like that, and no true Mariohead would dare impersonate John.

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of Shigeru Miyamoto: by defending myself against the faker, I am fighting for the work Mario" ~John Nintendo

"But even more: all at once the faker also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of Super Mario Bros. " ~Shigeru Miyamoto

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Re: backtobasics

Postby rixithechao » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:03 pm

Zeldamaster12 wrote:It wasn't the real JohnNintendo, it was a faker trying to be funny
Yes and no. I was having a bit of fun and trying to play along, but I was also curious to see if I could do something to reduce the arguing as well as push this whole thing in a different direction. I honestly didn't have anything planned out for some big fake ARG thing or anything like that, but I figured I'd still try and give it a nudge and see what would happen. I really didn't mean any harm by it, and I hope there are no hard feelings.

But yeah. Regardless of my intent I was still breaking the forum rules, and for that I apologize.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby PixelPest » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:15 pm

BTB wrote:You can tell by his messages it is clearly a faker, trying to weaken our movement by making us more accepting of the wrong features SMBX and the non-canon Mario games add. John would never say anything like that, and no true Mariohead would dare impersonate John.

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of Shigeru Miyamoto: by defending myself against the faker, I am fighting for the work Mario" ~John Nintendo

"But even more: all at once the faker also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of Super Mario Bros. " ~Shigeru Miyamoto
I'd be interested to see your sources. I highly doubt those statements are real

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Re: backtobasics

Postby FanofSMBX » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:25 pm

PixelPest wrote:
BTB wrote:You can tell by his messages it is clearly a faker, trying to weaken our movement by making us more accepting of the wrong features SMBX and the non-canon Mario games add. John would never say anything like that, and no true Mariohead would dare impersonate John.

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of Shigeru Miyamoto: by defending myself against the faker, I am fighting for the work Mario" ~John Nintendo

"But even more: all at once the faker also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of Super Mario Bros. " ~Shigeru Miyamoto
I'd be interested to see your sources. I highly doubt those statements are real
How about you quit trying to disprove BTB? I can tell that nothing that he could say would convince of the truth of the Mario Timeline and Miyamoto Tradition.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby PixelPest » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:30 pm

FanofSMBX wrote:
PixelPest wrote:
BTB wrote:You can tell by his messages it is clearly a faker, trying to weaken our movement by making us more accepting of the wrong features SMBX and the non-canon Mario games add. John would never say anything like that, and no true Mariohead would dare impersonate John.

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of Shigeru Miyamoto: by defending myself against the faker, I am fighting for the work Mario" ~John Nintendo

"But even more: all at once the faker also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of Super Mario Bros. " ~Shigeru Miyamoto
I'd be interested to see your sources. I highly doubt those statements are real
How about you quit trying to disprove BTB? I can tell that nothing that he could say would convince of the truth of the Mario Timeline and Miyamoto Tradition.
Really, no. If you've actually seen videos of Miyamoto he seems very open to creativity and likes Super Mario Galaxy

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Re: backtobasics

Postby ElectriKong » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:36 pm

PixelPest wrote:
FanofSMBX wrote:
PixelPest wrote: I'd be interested to see your sources. I highly doubt those statements are real
How about you quit trying to disprove BTB? I can tell that nothing that he could say would convince of the truth of the Mario Timeline and Miyamoto Tradition.
Really, no. If you've actually seen videos of Miyamoto he seems very open to creativity and likes Super Mario Galaxy
And he is not dead either, it is just a rumour.

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Re: backtobasics

Postby BTB » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:41 pm

A lot of times Miyamoto was forced to say things he didn't believe in by the corporate fakers at Nintendo. Someone you might know as a friend of the late Miyamoto, Takashi Tezuka is actually one of the most dangerous examples of a Goomba in Toad's clothing. He used his position in Nintendo to spread his faker agenda, and coerced Miyamoto often by force to promote games he had nothing to do with. It is also rumored he was involved in the Reggie Tradegy, but that's neither here nor there.
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Zeldamaster12 wrote:It wasn't the real JohnNintendo, it was a faker trying to be funny
Yes and no. I was having a bit of fun and trying to play along, but I was also curious to see if I could do something to reduce the arguing as well as push this whole thing in a different direction. I honestly didn't have anything planned out for some big fake ARG thing or anything like that, but I figured I'd still try and give it a nudge and see what would happen. I really didn't mean any harm by it, and I hope there are no hard feelings.

But yeah. Regardless of my intent I was still breaking the forum rules, and for that I apologize.
What a surprise, the faker with the audacity to impersonate John has almost exclusively posted about Lua Lua.


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