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How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:20 am
by CynicHost
I've been waiting for the longest time to share these guidelines with other people. If I can do it, so can you.
Instructions
1. Place hand over door handle/knob
2. Turn handle
3. Pull/push on door to open
If this doesn't work:
Try coaxing the door open by magic. I've seen it work in Disney movies.
If it's your own door, kick at it until it opens. (note: this is not recommended if you have neighbors)
If all else fails, consider the fact that the door may be locked.
Thanks for reading, hope this helped!

Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:23 am
by Egg
why are you trying to be funny dude
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:26 am
by CynicHost
Magibowser wrote:why are you trying to be funny dude
thanks for your support.
btw the first thing I noticed in your post was your signature
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:03 am
by aero
funny & original, as always on SMemeBX
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:47 am
by Julia Pseudo
this is [Egg] Egg's thing man don't steal his style
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:55 am
by Cedur
I guess this was inspired by Enjl's "How to start your PC" thread
but anyway
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:06 am
by bossedit8
"I have never open a single door in my live until this post has been created. Thank you!"
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:49 am
by HeroLinik
holy crap pls sticky this
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:50 am
by Alagirez
dear mightymerlynstyle
i love you
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:47 am
by PixelPest
i liek 2 jus brake da door write down then i wok throo it vary easy
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:47 am
by bossedit8
Fun getting through the doors... easily!
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:10 am
by Mable
mfw topics like this are getting more activity and replies than other threads.
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:47 am
by Radiance
After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:02 am
by bossedit8
Afraid of the Heights wrote:After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!
Use your foot against it... ;P
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:59 am
by Radiance
bossedit8 wrote:Afraid of the Heights wrote:After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!
Use your foot against it... ;P
Thanks, it helped me.

Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:00 pm
by Enjl
this doesn't even account for sliding doors, elevator doors, automatic doors and trap doors
what a scam
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:01 pm
by Waddle
Magibowser wrote:why are you trying to be funny dude
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:04 pm
by zlaker
you're not [Egg]Egg
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:38 pm
by underFlo
this stopped being funny weeks ago.
Re: How To Open a Door
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:46 pm
by Ace
Spinda wrote:this stopped being funny weeks ago.
It was never funny