How To Open a Door

[CynicHost]

I've been waiting for the longest time to share these guidelines with other people. If I can do it, so can you.

Instructions

1. Place hand over door handle/knob
2. Turn handle
3. Pull/push on door to open

If this doesn't work:

Try coaxing the door open by magic. I've seen it work in Disney movies.

If it's your own door, kick at it until it opens. (note: this is not recommended if you have neighbors)

If all else fails, consider the fact that the door may be locked.

Thanks for reading, hope this helped!

[Egg]

why are you trying to be funny dude

[CynicHost]

why are you trying to be funny dude

thanks for your support.
btw the first thing I noticed in your post was your signature

[aero]

funny & original, as always on SMemeBX

[Julia Pseudo]

this is [Egg] Egg's thing man don't steal his style

[Cedur]

I guess this was inspired by Enjl's "How to start your PC" thread

but anyway

Spoiler: show

[bossedit8]

"I have never open a single door in my live until this post has been created. Thank you!"

[HeroLinik]

holy crap pls sticky this

[Alagirez]

dear mightymerlynstyle

i love you

[PixelPest]

i liek 2 jus brake da door write down then i wok throo it vary easy

[bossedit8]

Fun getting through the doors... easily!

[Mable]

mfw topics like this are getting more activity and replies than other threads.

[Radiance]

After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!

[bossedit8]

After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!

Use your foot against it... ;P

[Radiance]

After I used magic, my doorknob is gone! Help me!

Use your foot against it... ;P

Thanks, it helped me.

[Enjl]

this doesn't even account for sliding doors, elevator doors, automatic doors and trap doors
what a scam

[Waddle]

why are you trying to be funny dude

[zlaker]

you're not [Egg]Egg

[underFlo]

this stopped being funny weeks ago.

[Ace]

this stopped being funny weeks ago.

It was never funny