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How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:08 am
by [Egg]Egg
"HOLY SHIT EGG POSTED A THREAD weghewuifew"
calm down pl0x
Here we are.
How to create a black hole.
Way 1
1. Grab a planet.
2. Crush it into a tiny space.
3. Done.
For the earth, squish it down to 8.7 millimetres, or about the size of a housefly. For larger planets, increase the size. For smaller planets, decrease the size.
Way 2
1. Grab a piece of paper.
2. Make it black.
3. Cut it out.
4. Done.
(this is a joke)
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:46 am
by aero
In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace
Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again
[Chorus:]
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes
In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore
[Chorus 2x]
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear
[Chorus 2x]
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:53 am
by CynicHost
Genius.
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:15 am
by PixelPest
There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:20 am
by HeroOfRhyme
Congratz, someone watched the film thoery on Antman.
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:12 am
by CynicHost
PixelPest wrote:There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...
Just glue or tape it to another piece of black paper.
wait. tape...
Tapeworm
Worm
Wormhole
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:22 am
by Artemis008
divide by 0
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:39 am
by TLtimelord
AeroMatter wrote:In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace
Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again
[Chorus:]
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes
In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore
[Chorus 2x]
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear
[Chorus 2x]
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Oh hey Soundgarden.
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:05 pm
by Mable
This is also a way to increase the post count. By posting threads like this. Stuff like that make the downfall faster
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:29 pm
by HeroLinik
Someone please sticky this, this is a very useful guide for everyone.
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:23 pm
by Waddle
Why
Does
This
Exist
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:22 pm
by Alagirez
this is useful thank you egg now let me hug you
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:43 pm
by CynicHost
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:07 am
by Exiled Bowser
This was fucking god damn hilarious! You made my day ... er night!
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:04 pm
by Metroidologist X7
Artemis008 wrote:divide by 0
Yep.
You know who can do that without making some mess due to a black hole?
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:14 pm
by [Egg]Egg
Obviously.
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:34 pm
by [Egg]Egg
PixelPest wrote:There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...
Really? There's an issue?
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:27 am
by Shadow Yoshi
Cut a hole in the black piece of paper
jump through the hole
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:05 pm
by Yoshi021
But couldn't you theoretically make the protons,neutrons, and electrons move closer to the nucleus and increase the atom's density?
Re: How To Create A Black Hole
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:11 pm
by PixelPest
Yoshi021 wrote:But couldn't you theoretically make the protons,neutrons, and electrons move closer to the nucleus and increase the atom's density?
Not enough though. They would likely collapse in on themselves first before you could even get close to that
