How To Create A Black Hole

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How To Create A Black Hole

Postby [Egg]Egg » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:08 am

"HOLY SHIT EGG POSTED A THREAD weghewuifew"
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calm down pl0x

Here we are.
How to create a black hole.

Way 1

1. Grab a planet.
2. Crush it into a tiny space.
3. Done.

For the earth, squish it down to 8.7 millimetres, or about the size of a housefly. For larger planets, increase the size. For smaller planets, decrease the size.

Way 2

1. Grab a piece of paper.
2. Make it black.
3. Cut it out.
4. Done.

(this is a joke)

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby aero » Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:46 am

Spoiler: show
In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace

Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again

[Chorus:]
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes

In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore

[Chorus 2x]

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear

[Chorus 2x]

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby CynicHost » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:53 am

Genius.

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby PixelPest » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:15 am

There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby HeroOfRhyme » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:20 am

Congratz, someone watched the film thoery on Antman.

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby CynicHost » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:12 am

PixelPest wrote:There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...
Just glue or tape it to another piece of black paper.

wait. tape...
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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Artemis008 » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:22 am

divide by 0

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby TLtimelord » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:39 am

AeroMatter wrote:
Spoiler: show
In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace

Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again

[Chorus:]
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes

In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore

[Chorus 2x]

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear

[Chorus 2x]

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Oh hey Soundgarden.

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Mable » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:05 pm

This is also a way to increase the post count. By posting threads like this. Stuff like that make the downfall faster

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby HeroLinik » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:29 pm

Someone please sticky this, this is a very useful guide for everyone.

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Waddle » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:23 pm

Why
Does
This
Exist

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Alagirez » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:22 pm

this is useful thank you egg now let me hug you

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby CynicHost » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:43 pm

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Exiled Bowser » Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:07 am

This was fucking god damn hilarious! You made my day ... er night!

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Metroidologist X7 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:04 pm

Artemis008 wrote:divide by 0
Yep.

You know who can do that without making some mess due to a black hole?

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby [Egg]Egg » Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:14 pm

Obviously.

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby [Egg]Egg » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:34 pm

PixelPest wrote:There's an issue with your second method. By cutting a hole in black paper, the hole would be whatever colour the surface the paper is being held over is...
Really? There's an issue?

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Shadow Yoshi » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:27 am

Cut a hole in the black piece of paper

jump through the hole

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby Yoshi021 » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:05 pm

But couldn't you theoretically make the protons,neutrons, and electrons move closer to the nucleus and increase the atom's density?

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Re: How To Create A Black Hole

Postby PixelPest » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:11 pm

Yoshi021 wrote:But couldn't you theoretically make the protons,neutrons, and electrons move closer to the nucleus and increase the atom's density?
Not enough though. They would likely collapse in on themselves first before you could even get close to that


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