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Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 11:07 am
by underFlo
Thanks everyone for derailing this thread.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
This is pretty interesting.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 11:36 am
by PixelPest
Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 11:58 am
by Julia Pseudo
Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:17 pm
by Metroidologist X7
If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,
will I become fantastic?
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:20 pm
by PixelPest
Metroidologist X7 wrote:If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,
will I become fantastic?
No. Fantaic
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:21 pm
by TheLordKhon
Also, Khon, that's pretty borderline inappropriate humor. I'll allow it, but let's not go ANY further down that road OK?
apparently not being pc is borderline inappropriate huh?
anne frankly i did nazi that coming
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:25 pm
by Saltlord
*terrible joke incoming*
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:47 pm
by HVMetal
I wanted to tell a joke about chemistry, but I don't think if anyone would react to it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.
-What do you get if you combine a snake with a kangaroo?
-???
-A jumping-rope.
-Hi guys!
-Hiii Steeeve...
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 1:57 pm
by aero
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:56 pm
by Waddle
I just read that entire fucking thing
W H Y
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 4:42 pm
by underFlo
Hey at least you didn't skip to the end
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:13 pm
by mechamind
PixelPest wrote:Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na
Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Au...
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 9:58 pm
by HenryRichard
That was comedy gold.
I read that whole thing and laughed at the end because the punchline was incredibly stupid. I feel that was a good way to spend my time.
though don't click on the longestjoke.com link at the bottom because it's a page that tries to get you to do something stupid involving viruses
or maybe that's the joke
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 12:16 am
by mechamind
Is it really a coincidence that I spent 42 minutes looking at the longest joke?
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 12:58 am
by Metamorphizer
Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Na.
I prefer sodium jokes.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 4:44 am
by underFlo
Metamorphizer wrote:Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Na.
I prefer sodium jokes.
That exact same joke was literally made in the post before the one you quoted.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 5:03 am
by Waddle
I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 6:33 am
by Enjl
Waddle Derp wrote:I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes
I think they're always good for some positively charged vibes.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 3:11 pm
by MistakesWereMade
Pseudo-dino wrote:Nien wrote:Three blonde women are on the side of a river wondering how they will get across. The first one decides to pray saying "God please make me smart enough to get across this river." so God turns her into a brunette and she swims across the river. The second also prays saying "Dear God, please make me twice as smart as the last girl so I can get across this river." So God turns her into a red head and she builds a boat and rows across the river. The third also prays "Dear God, please make me twice as smart as both of those women combined." So God turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.
tee hee blatant sexism
Sorry, my sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 3:20 pm
by aero
Nien wrote:Sorry, my sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton
Your humor isn't that dark. It's dark enough to have a wall built to keep it out though.