Funny Jokes

[underFlo]

Thanks everyone for derailing this thread.

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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.

[PixelPest]

Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na

[Julia Pseudo]

Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.

[Metroidologist X7]

If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,

will I become fantastic?

[PixelPest]

If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,

will I become fantastic?

No. Fantaic

[TheLordKhon]

Also, Khon, that's pretty borderline inappropriate humor. I'll allow it, but let's not go ANY further down that road OK?

apparently not being pc is borderline inappropriate huh?
anne frankly i did nazi that coming

[Saltlord]

*terrible joke incoming*

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...

[HVMetal]

I wanted to tell a joke about chemistry, but I don't think if anyone would react to it.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.

-What do you get if you combine a snake with a kangaroo?
-???
-A jumping-rope.

-Hi guys!
-Hiii Steeeve...

[aero]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

[Waddle]

Thanks everyone for derailing this thread.

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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.

I just read that entire fucking thing

W H Y

[underFlo]

Hey at least you didn't skip to the end

[mechamind]

Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na

Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.

Au...

[HenryRichard]

That was comedy gold.

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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.

I read that whole thing and laughed at the end because the punchline was incredibly stupid. I feel that was a good way to spend my time.

though don't click on the longestjoke.com link at the bottom because it's a page that tries to get you to do something stupid involving viruses
or maybe that's the joke

[mechamind]

Is it really a coincidence that I spent 42 minutes looking at the longest joke?

[Metamorphizer]

Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.

Na.

I prefer sodium jokes.

[underFlo]

Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.

Na.

I prefer sodium jokes.

That exact same joke was literally made in the post before the one you quoted.

[Waddle]

I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes

[Enjl]

I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes

I think they're always good for some positively charged vibes.

[MistakesWereMade]

Three blonde women are on the side of a river wondering how they will get across. The first one decides to pray saying "God please make me smart enough to get across this river." so God turns her into a brunette and she swims across the river. The second also prays saying "Dear God, please make me twice as smart as the last girl so I can get across this river." So God turns her into a red head and she builds a boat and rows across the river. The third also prays "Dear God, please make me twice as smart as both of those women combined." So God turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.

tee hee blatant sexism

Sorry, my sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton

[aero]

Sorry, my sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton

Your humor isn't that dark. It's dark enough to have a wall built to keep it out though.