Myumi landed on top of an airship, she looked around.
It was a cloud paradise, except it looked like a war.
There were Shadow Goombas, Shadow Troopas, Shadow Bros., and even Shadow Beetles.
They surrounded the area, however the threats to beware of are Star shooters and Rinka generators.
Myumi was sight seeing, and she knew she had to find the airship that took her to the end.
The Goombas didn't bother her much, however she took a hammer and a Koopa shell just in case.
There was plenty of things going on, and while Airships fired canonballs, she saw some bubbles in mid air.
"I wonder what this switch block does?"
She wasn't aware of the event, but She knew that the red bubbles were filled with lava.
She hit the switch, and the bubbles became yellow, did that mean quicksand?
She hit the switch again, the bubbles are now blue, she knew it was safe to swim in.
Avoiding canonballs, was a tough job but she loved swimming.
The sky was clear and beautiful, and the pillars supported cealings.
She saw another switch block on the other side, but when she hit the switch the bubbles became an icy, light blue.
They were frozen as ice, and solid on the sides.
"Going up," she said.
And moving from one higher level to another, an eye started attacking.
The cloud circled around the villager, but she nearly tripped off the platform.
It was scary, but she got back up afterwards, it wasn't too long until she saw an airship with a portal at the end.
The Shadow Troopas and Shadow Goombas charged at her, she wasn't scared.
She got her ax and started swinging it, the shocking attacks scared the goombas and they left after a minute of horror.
A flower remained, however she took it and now she was wearing red and black, and had a fire sword.
She walked slowly, admiring the blue hole.
"I wonder," she put her hand into the portal, however she got sucked in!
After a moment of scilence, she heard a few words.
"You realize that deadfishes never actually die, they create art."
Oh no...
You know that CC3 level right?
The one with crude drawings and weird music, except it was colored and extended in CC7?
Well it's just like that, she couldn't take it seriously, but she knew she had to move on.
She cringed at the look of poop monsters, but it wasn't too much of a bother.
The big head whales had big teeth, teeth that should've been brushed.
"Now you're right, this things theeth is filled with alge, disgusting!"
Well, I didn't think she would reply to me but whatever...
Anyways, the jumps were tricky and the air was chunky, some might say it feels like an april fools joke.
Now I'm sure CC3 wasn't during an April, but still it should've been during an April because it feels like an april fools joke.
When she saw a massive blank space, vines appeared out of nowhere and they all zoomed in very fast.
This gave her some shimmers, but it went away pretty fast.
She had a feeling that she was about to meet someone that was a troll.
She kept on going, she was surprised that there were no Koopa Troopas, however she knew someone was going to stop her.
There was a dead end, and she looked up.
"So you're the woman who has come to stop the troop and save the six travelers," Knux started.
"And I'll introduce myself, I'm Knux or call me Terence the Tractor if you'd like."
"Besides, I know that your husband is a fan of Thomas and Friends, in fact he has a tv in his cage, and it only plays Thomas and Friends!"
"Now if you excuse me, I'm about to go shitpost all over your face, mwhahaha shitposting the best art of all!"
"Wait what?" Myumi was confused, but it didn't seem like it was going to be pleasant.
Knux started attacking, and he seemed to be goofing off.
He rolled like bowling ball into her, she stepped back so did Knux.
Knux jumped and came smashing down with his head and started spinning like a top.
She ran back and forth as Knux kept on spinning, it didn't seem to end as he came down like a meteor.
I guess that was it because I'm aware of him only having three attacks, I mean what would you expect?
Anyways, Myumi didn't think it was easy, though she had a big sword with her thanks to the Fire Flower, and if she could find the best spot, she could continue with her adventure.
Myumi was getting her sword ready and Knux jumped over her, she started slashing.
Knux jumped and dodged and kicked about, but he wasn't sure for how long he could keep doing so.
All of a sudden, he failed to glide and he suddenly got hit by a deadly blow.
She found the best spot was his back as there were no parts on his back, she came down and boom!
Knux screamed in pain, and afterwards said to her.
"You sick...."
"You're lucky I'm not who I am anymore, I'm a much different person now." Knux didn't say anything else, and with defeat he was gone.
Another portal opened, she entered into the portal and her journey continued.
The trip didn't seem to be so bad, but the day was probably going to be long.
She was dancing about as the cloud's fluffy substance went about.
She jumped over Koopas and Goombas, but the real problem was vice versa.
The Rinka generators, shot four Rinkas at a time.
But Rinkas are kinda easy to avoid, she ran like a hedgehog and spang into action against Shadow bros.
Every time they fell, they weaped in defeat saying.
"She's smart and strong, maybe she could defeat our master," They all feared of her little by little.
Though, she was enjoying her time, she knew she couldn't keep going forever.
She found another portal, and without care she entered the portal.
There were boxes of metal and gears everywhere, she dived into a pool, with robotic fish that were similar to Mecha Cheep-Cheeps.
Myumi was sure that there was someone else on her way.
Grinders were sharp and killed everything on it's path.
Myumi didn't care they weren't a threat to her, in the end she found a Super Leaf.
She grabbed the Super Leaf, and she got an umbrella, her clothes became turquoise and silver.
And in front of her was Nien, who was holding a bomb.
"Ah, so you're here to blow my place up eh?"
"Well, you're not going to stop me this time, I'm not letting you be the second one two take down my ship!"
Nien raised the level and lava surrounded most of the stage, the heat was on!
Nien started throwing bombs, Myumi just bounced them upward with her umbrella, Nien watched carefully.
"Hey, you know why I didn't bother leaving your community?"
"Mouser killers are outrageous!"
Nien wasn't able to do much as he was set to throw bombs differently in variety, or go over her.
But it didn't seem like it was going to be good for him as he was already in danger, two hits already!
I only need six and I'm done, no more!
But Myumi didn't bother about Nien, she just wanted to get her love back.
Nien stepped down, and went after her, but she already had a plan to stop her.
Nien ran at her, but he got hit by a bomb she had, thanks to FireLink's products.
Nien was unlucky, he suddenly fell into the lava and was defeated because of that.
"You may have won, but your next foe maybe your last!" And with that, he drowned into his death only leaving with an error.
The portal opened up, Myumi looked around.
"Oh goodie," she yelled, but was it enough to stop anyone?
More of her enemies were scared, and there was alot going on, as the bubbles were now switching.
She swam with brave thoughts and courage, and she jumped when a bubble turned into lava, back to back it was quite insane.
The stuffy clouds moved up and down, and the air got darker.
The morning sun was below her, and it shined like a fireball.
Under weather she was good, below the feather she wasn't scared.
The big problem was mainly the crew, seven of them and only two have been defeated.
A strange Suit was there this time, she took it but instead of turning into a Tanooki she was now a Ninja.
Fast at shooting and able to teleport, this would make Sheik jealous.
Another portal was there, when she entered the portal the location was dark and the smb1 setting was clean.
All of the enemies were normal, and the sky was quite strange.
They weren't bothering her she had to stomp on most of them, as they were all defeatable.
When she found a warp pipe, she went into just to find herself underground now.
When she was unexpectedly caught, Vinyl Scratch jumped in.
"Hey, I don't know what you're doing, but I'm not liking where this is going." She was going to trap the heroine.
But Myumi seemed to have know alot, she was also a master of traps.
Bombs blew up, needles were thrown, sneak attacks were spammed, Trees were planted and it was insane!
The two weren't going to stop, it was battle between life and death!
If Vinyl wasn't going to stop, Mymui wouldn't either.
The day was growing into a "intensity night," and the latter was probably going to last for hours.
Myumi teleports, Vinyl Sneaked through it went back and forth.
However, if they were to keep going someone would get tired.
And Myumi was thinking of setting three projectiles at once.
Planted a sprout, send out a lloyd rocket and set her needles.
The Vinyl ran at her, but she got hit by the tree overall.
She was tricked, Myumi jumped and pounced on her!
"Ah, chock me if you want!" Vinyl yelled.
"You win, just please leave me alone!"
And with that she let go, Myumi just gave her a long face.
The next portal opened, she entered and with only four left it was going to be a long shot.
The challenges were now tougher, and she hasn't met any friendly being (mostly because they're pretty much back on Earth).
The gas planets turned as they orbited, she watched them spin very slowly.
In fact, She saw Rainbow Road as the racers dashed about, except they wouldn't be able to see her.
"Why not?" She thought.
"I don't know why they'd try so hard, it's like Pokemon X all over again!"
There was a Warrior Goomba, he didn't want to fight though.
"Please, don't hurt me, I swear I'm only here to give you this!" The type of Goomba gave her an Ice Flower.
She now had clothes that resembled Elsa's, and ice powers.
When she walked on Lava, it would make her freeze the area.
Additionally, she found another Portal, I mean she went in because why the hack she wouldn't?
The place looked like something from Sonic the hedgehog.
No one was there, She just kept running and stopped when there was an abyss.
Although, she found some platforms that were acting like Donut platforms.
After at least five of them, Snifitguy appeared!
"Yo, I'm not letting you get away with this, you should be down at Smashville!"
"I mean, almost evey Villager mains choses that stage in the Wii U version, come on."
"At least you husband mostly plays the 3ds version, but it has that stupid frame thing with transitions."
Three sentences came from Snifitguy, leaving her filled with rage.
She started running after the Snifit in a clown car.
It was hot, but she wasn't afraid of the heat!
They both started to becom airborne, this wasn't a good thing for Snifitguy!
In fact, she ran on lava just to jump on him.
She was grabbing the snifit hitting his mask.
"Oh no, what are you going to do, let it go?"
She froze the snifit, and she pick him up.
She wanted to throw him out, but she would've been "too nice", so she decided to put him into her pocket.
Stealing the clown car, she went into the portal leaving the airship as the next trip was higher than ever!
Canonballs shot down and Lakitus were throwig Spinies, it was like a maze, but she made it through.
"Why, this is actually scary!" She shruged with a cold.
"I don't want to feel dirty or anything."
But when she entered the portal, she was wrong.
Back into Valtteri's bladder, one of the most famous jokes levels in smbx history.
"That's why I have this mask, and this strange suit."
"I'm sure I'm going to find the end to this."
And with that, she kept going.
But her next foe was stronger than the other four.
"Oh, so you're the chubby's wife?" ElTipsa laughed.
"I mean, he's not even that fat but his head is a freaking ball."
"Excuse me," Myumi started.
"I don't understand why you'd live in a bladder or a castle of matter, I mean those are just special attractions?"
"I'm sure there's an amusement park that contains those."
ElTipsa didn't like where this was going.
"Hey, he should'v been dead now considering he was in space WAAAY beyond a second!"
It was Myumi's turn to fight back.
"Hey, y'all were following precipitation," she said.
"I mean pretty much you'd start another world war."
ElTipsa was surprised that he knew a foe with such brains.
"Yeah, that Princess is off limits comparing the group of SMBX members," ElTipsa replied.
"And the Temmie should've ate the prince while he had the chance!"
"And Wraith doesn't bother with such things, he's mostly likely going to ingnore this stuff and make playthroughs."
"In addition, snails are slow and they're death, also have-"
Myumi and ElTipsa both stopped for a minute.
"Okay, even if Raocow is a Talkhaus admin, my husband told me all about these facts aobut Snails."
"Just, get away please," Myumi just pushed ElTipsa which cased him to lose hi focus and fall off the edge.
The next portal opened, this was actually getting interesting.
Now, I know you people didn't know about the sixth member but you'll find out right now!
Myumi looked below, a hundred miles from the Milky way wasn't far, but she didn't watch her step.
She stepped on a switch block, and it activated.
This caused her to get stuck in a trap of Switch blocks!
"You people should be ashamed of your selves, loving shitty short levels over long beautiful levels."
Dark wings spread down on the front, a Yoshi landed.
Dark Yoshi stood there preparing to get his revenge.
"I'm not letting this happen, this wouldn't have happened because of you!"
"We'll get our popular level design back!"
And with that, he started swooping.
He flew down, and hit Kyo which not only caused lighting bolts but it caused the switch blocks to move the opposite way.
The day was going to be ending soon, and she couldn't stand lightning.
Dark Yoshi flew around about, and when ever he turned slowly, it was time to fight.
He was going to keep on doing this until he accidentally falls back into the galaxy!
"Maybe you should go take some galsses, beause you're going blind!" Myumi shouted.
She pulled Kyo, who didn't like getting controlled like a freak.
This caused Kyo to become corrupted, Nothing was really benefitting him.
Dark Yoshi became triggered, and he ran after her ready to come crashing down.
All of a sudden Kyo moved so fast, Dark Yoshi fell back to Earth.
Kyo moved so fast, it was surprising that Myumi was able to hold on so tightly.
And the next thing she knew, there was one more airship left!
"I'm glad there's not much left, I'm getting tired here!" Myumi pouted.
Luckily, she entered the portal before putting on the strange suit, making her look like a doctor.
It seemed to be that she entered Stormhead Sanctuary.
The thunderstorm boomed loudly, and the enemies were more of a threat than the others.
Now the adventure wasn't long, but when she was going through the area, it was time to find the Ingoritus and stop Shadow Kracko.
However, this was actually suprising.
When she entered the pipe, the land was dark nothing was visible.
"You've finally made it," Shadow Kracko slowed.
"And you've proven yourself worthy to save the day!"
"Maybe even rescue the six you're here for," and with that, a light showed two cages.
The first one contained Ness-Wednesday knocked out due to overusing energy as he was moving about!
The second one contained the other five tangeled and taped, they were unable to say anything really.
Ingoritus stood with a powerful orb.
"And this is where you get trapped with your husband," and with that he hold the orb up in the air.
Shadow Kracko came close and a storm of red dust covered the two.
Myumi got launched, and what she saw scared her.
Shadow Kracko took over Ignoritus and now was a being of dust storms!
This was the last chance to save everyone, especially the last six.
Therefore Myumi jumped and got a potion, they ran around about throwing projectiles.
But Myumi sprayed with her needles, squirting a toxic substance.
"I will not let you get away with them," Myumi jumped on top of Shadow Kracko.
She pulled the head of the villain, causing it to hurt badly.
Maybe if she did it three times, it would finish the job!
Electronic bombs slowly landed on the walls as she started running around the round wall.
The floor vanished, so she would have to keep running.
When Shadow Kracko spawned a Shadow Doo, she went after the head again, therefore she pulled it the second time.
This was starting to make him irratated.
"You know I'm starting hate you badly!" He said.
This caused him to make massive shock waves, the wall started to burn up as even more bombs blew up!
The wall, was going to break apart, but when he was ready to charged a massive laser, she went for the head once more.
This time she pulled it so hard that it actually casued him to burn with 300 degress Ferinheit.
"That's it for you, now be gone!"
The whole wall broke and split as it vanished, leaving her on a strange planet, maybe if she could get in to the center, she could distract the big dust storm.
She got her shovel, and with mighty power started digging, it was so much that it caused the planet to shake as the cold space (at this point it was probably a Plantoid), when she got into the center, the dust storm waited as he charged a final blow.
She went down as fast as a canon, and when she aimed for the head she put the shovel away, and gave out a massive punch.
"WHAT?" He yelled.
"NOOOO, THIS CAN'T BE!"
And with that, Ignoritus was freed and Shadow Kracko said a few words.
"You, are the most power woman I met," His eye exploded afterwards, and the six were freed.
However, the young prince decided to keep the tv with him.
"Hey, I've got another Tv just in case I'm bored." He made a big smile with his mouth as the Myumi let Ingoritus go.
"Hey Nessy I've got to tell you something," And with that, Myumi let go and told the prince a drastic secret leaving him saying.
"What, no way girl you got to be kidding me," Everyone laughed, they did get back to the Altar.
And when they all returned, everyone was happy as a bird, and they're nasty compared to some animals especially people, and yet humans are know to try to be clean, I mean I've been studying animals as a kid, but most of it was about Dinosaurs and sea life.
Yeah, I did take the Bird study merit badge, but the whole poop thing is what I love making fun of, you know what let's just continue on here shall we.
The following is from Ness-Wednesday:
"Well, I'm glad it all turned out to be another crazy adventure, and we all had a good laugh in the end didn't we?"
"I mean, you have to remeber, I've met all of these people, and I went on a trip to space, and I had to be rescued, thanks to my wife."
"But seriously, I'd like to thank you all for sticking about, and the trip was actually quite a long shot, because this trip took us, literally between teo generations!"
"Kalos, Alola, they both have an O, I mean when will we get a Pokemon region that doesn't contain the volue O?"
"KantO, JOhtO, HOeen, SinnOh, UnOva, and the last two?"
"Is there something about Africa or Australia that contains and O, because if there is than I guess it'll take us a long time."
"Now, I'll love to wish you a Happy New Year, besides the music is starting to sound great, and I already love the sound of it!"
"Congratulations, you've finished the fan fiction, now wait for Next year and wish for the better."
"Oh, Nessy!" Myumi shouted.
*giggle*, I'm sure they'll become a happy family.
This was a stretch, and my friends is how it all happened.
Now, I don't know who is this Janondorf You all are wondering, but I'm sure it's nothing much.
I mean, he's the fourth mascot.
The first three (in order) are a Raichu who's he most mature, a cartoon-ish me which is funny because there's technically two mes now...
And you have Fungusy, any Object show people would probably rmember November 8th, 2013 right?
"Good day to you all," - Who is this?
Well, I guess I can finish up with a nice and loud...
THE END