from the multitude of people who shall not be named because they do not exist ...
SMBX FORUMS pink for breast cancer awareness
VER 1.4 PATCH NOTES
-Banning for bullshit reasons chance globally increased by 25%
-There is now a 100% chance for a user to have their own topic on the Staff Discussion forum.
-New screenshot thread.
-Chance of garbage topics being locked reduced by 75%. (Users now have the responsibility of dumping threads instead of the staff)
-Topics will now be locked and archived after reaching 10 pages because Joey likes it more that way.
-LunaLUA still not supported because Valtteri does not understand it.
-Complete site reskin. (Blue background RGB value increased by 1)
-Chance of getting a reply on the art forum for something other than sprites increased from 0% to 1%.
-Chance of projects being completed decreased from 1% to 0%.
-Advertisement quality increased from 0% to 5%.
-Locking has been removed from the forums, it is now the userbase’s responsibility to let threads die.
-Added a systematic hierarchy on shitpost types
Introducing the SMBX Forum Store!
Your source for all SMBX Forum digital items and unlocks, including skins for your favorite users as well as keys to open those pesky new ? Block drops!
(All proceeds go directly into Joey’s wallet to a charity or something yeah)
User Changes:
Valtteri: -Increased labor resistance by 20%
-Breaking the rules without consequences now has a miss chance of 0%.
-”Seasonal Contest” cooldown increased to 6 months.
-Name is easier to spell now.
-Reduced ability to comprehend LUA by 2%.
-Triggering intensified by 50x10^300% as of this post.
SnifitGuy:-Mental age Increased from 10 to 20.
-Reduced resistance to racial slurs by 10%
-Ability to get lost in Fire Emblem increased by 15%.
-Chance of spawning racist avatar knockoffs increased by 5%
Ignoritus:-Removed from forums for pressing ceremonial reasons.
-Disco Ignoritus skin now available on the SMBX forum store!
-Comes with unique sounds!
-Added another outfit
-Chance of slurring words reduced from 80% to 50%.
-Obsession of Phantos has led to marriage.
-World views now immune to being attacked.
Nientiendo:-Shitposting cooldown reduced by 3.
-Chance of being banned for this topic increased by 100%.
-Casual Racism now goes through triggering immunity.
-Mousers per level increased from 5 to 7.
Joey:-Channel time on forum software upgrades increased by 3 months (again).
-Global Silence cooldown increased by 10.
-Chance of Featured Episodes and Graphics returning decreased by 5%.
-Chance of pornographic advertisements appearing increased by 3%.
-Is now in a happy relationship with a horse.
Joey: -Needed a second changelog section because the previous one reached 5 changes.
-Added ability to roll eyes loudly (Only active in response to honest complaints).
YellowMe:-Decreased female figure from 60/70/80/90 to 10 at all levels.
-Questionable posts per minute increased from 1 to 2.
-Increased number of users who know the origin of YellowMe's avatar by 1
Marina:-Shitposting rate rebalanced from 0/0/1/2 to 15 at all levels.
-Fixed lack of salt.
-Patched gay gene bug, removed subsequent pride.
Vinyl:-Removed from forums for triggering ceremonial admins.
Chip Potato:
-Chance to avoid being punished for shitposts reduced from 100% to 99%.
-Avatar removed for being actual garbage.
-Now has the ability to change to good avatars due to being butthurt.
Quill:-Finally released Tower of Biased 10 next patch
-Chance of releasing next Tower of Biased increased from 1% to 10%.
-Fixed a bug where his accent could be understandable on ocassion.
-Reworked Ultimate:
Quill can now summon Foroze. Foroze deals anywhere between 150-200 chaos damage per attack, and has a 50% chance of inflicting Clash.
Clash: Deals 10/30/50 damage per second to all Level Judges. Does not pierce Censorship.
SuperMario12345:-Level length increased by 10 hours.
-Digits in username increased by 5 (was 12345, now 0123456789)
-Increased age from 13 to 14
Mivixion:-Position changed from “Moderator” to “User with a green name”
Linik:-Brain cells rescaled from 0 to 0.0
-Questions now make 200% less sense.
-Buffed anti-hostility with 100% warning+ban chance.
Mechdragon777:-Rinka count rescaled from 20/40/60/80 to 20/500/80000/are you retarded
-Level design quality increased by 0%.
-Seizure chance increased by 30%
-Increased chance to type in a language besides English from 5% to 15%
-Speedruns now 60% longer.
-Added understanding of 3 more words in 10 more languages nobody else speaks.
-Chance of using words from a language nobody else speaks increased slightly.
-『Added ability to use non-traditional symbols in posts.』
-Autism level now indexed to 10% less than SuperWhiteYoshiJohn’s.
-Added 4 new annoying colors that appear in a post.
Horikawa Otane: -Decreased maximum level score by 2.
-Still no MaGLX2 postgame.
-Maximum contest entries increased by 300.
Redigit:-Redigit will no longer join the IRC and attempt to hype people for an SMBX update that does not exist.
-Redigit will no longer join the IRC.
-Redigit will no longer acknowledge the existence of this community.
Ace:-Chance of bitching about his terrible level ranking increased.
-Chance of winning contests for bullshit reasons decreased.
Kyo:-Added 5 new colours of switch blocks in every level. (Orange, Mahogany, Magenta, Cyan, and White)
-Fixed a bug where Kyo’s posts would on a rare occasion make sense.
Bossedit:-Posting rate increased by 20%
-Added another rank slot.
Knuckles96:
-Now appears competent as an admin in comparison to Joey.
-Scottish independence chance decreased.
-Community addresses now contain 2x the amount of personal attacks.
-TAOK humor reduced slightly.
Tinkerbell:-Named changed from Tinkerbell to Wraith Bell.
-Female Empowerment changed to Wraith Empowerment.
-Named changed from Wraith Bell to Hitler.
-Wraith Empowerment changed to Nazi Empowerment.
-Name changed from Hitler to Meme Lord Lady.
-Empowerment.
-Buffed ability to trigger autistic children by 50%
Elbow:
-Enabled in forum mode.
-Disabled in forum mode.
-Can now brag about phoenix egg sprites 60% more efficiently.
Pixels:
-15 year old in jail.
-Hacking ability now increases by 5% for every member phished.
Deoxys:-Suicide threats are now a bit more effective.
-Fixed a rare bug that would on occasion persuade people to agree with him.
AeroMatter:-Topics 50% more likely to end in two parties arguing over stupid shit.
Reworked Ultimate:
-GhostHawk’s ultimate can now purge a target of their impurities in order to help create his aryan master race. Flaws purged include autism, homosexuality, and free thinking. The target will be purged of these imperfections regardless of whether or not they want to be since GhostHawk knows best.
Cloud:-Target age demographic of comic reduced from 12 to 7.
-Chance of people reading his comics reduced from 2% to 0%.
-Chance of him remaking his forum reduced from 80% to 5%.
Hawkeyeone:
-Still banned.
-Still complains about it.
8bitmushroom:
-Still banned.
-Joey still tries to ban him anyway.
Xerx:
-Added new game project.
-Added new game project.
-Added new game project.
-Added new game project.
-Added new game project.
-Scrapped projects increased from 5 to 10.
Superiorstar:-Increased the chance of silencing the opposing enemy when attacked from 5% to 15%.
-Increased resistance to others’ opinions.
-Removed the ability to post on the forums.
-Lowered base intelligence from 9.6 to 5.5.
-Ability to steal decreased by 10%
-Slave form is now permanent.
John The White Yoshi:-Quality of posts on DeviantArt increased from 0/0/0/1 to 0/0/0/0.
-Feet size increased by 50%
-Can no longer receive compliments.
-Removed social skills.
-Re-added social skills.
-Removed social skills.
Kep:
-Mental age decreased from 10 to 9.
-Lost the ability to kep his cool.
as303298:-Skin colour increased from chocolate brown to charcoal black.
-Viewer count reduced from 22 to 21.
-Now becomes tired of this shit after 5 episodes instead of 8.
-Chance of completing a game reduced by 20%.
-Now swears every 10 seconds, down from 11.
Blueoak:
-Stealth reduced to 0% from 5%, not fooling anybody.
-Name changed from Blueoak to Bluecock.
Wind:-Shitty meme count increased by 17%.
-IRC presence is 20% less appreciated.
MyNameIsEric52:-Shitty games released per day increased to 10 from 5.
-Mental age increased from 6 to 6.5.
-Several new skins.
-MNIE52 text editor now includes “load” function.
-Number of videos released per day increased from 1 to 2.
-English skills decreased from 4 to 3.
NightKawata:-Chance of talking about SMBX increased from 5% to 9%.
-Chance of joining only to advertise his game increased from 95% to 100%.
-Chance of completing a game increased from 40% to 41%.
-Chance of hating on a game increased from 45% to 90%.
qig:-Is now unable to stop arguing until getting banned (previously would argue even after getting banned)
-Renewed Final Fantasy XIV subscription
Turtwig:-Teachers now INTENTIONALLY try shitting on him
-Ability to comprehend algebra increased from 0 to 7x - (14x/2x) + 7x = 7 (solve for x).
FanofSMBX:-Making complaints about SMBX now stacks beyond 4 (to a maximum of 13).
-Chance of supporting an SMBX-clone decreased from 100% to 99%.
reghrhre:
-Decreased the chance of users having orgasms over his tilesets.
-Existence decreased from 95% to 0%
Michel:-Decreased stun time from furry porn/gore images from 5 seconds to 1 second.
FireSeraphim:-Added 30% more castlevania to projects.
-”Iron Clothes Hanger” now has a 100% chance to kill on impact.
Deadfish:-Is actually dead now.
CaptainTrek, Slash, Pie-Jacker, RaccoonSam, Magibowser, Martin, DarkAceZ, Garro, Sakke, Kokorov:-Reduced chance of returning from 1% to 0.0%.
Darkonius:- Chance of misspelling name increased by 50%, now resting at 100%.
- Boss-to-level ratio increased from 1:1 to 2:1.
- Level difficulty increased to "Super Easy."
- OC is now as edgy as Shadow the Hedgehog.
TNTimelord:-Bootlicking now increases the staff’s flaming resistance by 50%
-Fixed a bug where people would actually notice the missing “t” in his name.
Xanos:
-Has now evolved into an infinitely more intelligent bot called Mithos.
-Still broken.
xd
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