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When Bloodedge woke up, everything was destroyed. In fact, he wasn't even in heaven anymore! This was now a giant storm cloud, and he was unable to spot the gate that previously led to Mashed Potato Samurai's Smash Bros. game. Did all those fighters die?
But as he looked down to see if he was injured, he was even more surprised: "He" didn't seem to exist! It seemed like he was now an incorporeal ghost just floating around. But... what should he do now? How could "Nothing" ever join Smash Bros? In that moment, he really wished that he was actually "nothing". How could he even live like that? He broke down into tears. At least he would, but ghosts can't cry.
After a while he finally calmed down and tried to get an actual grasp on everything. "Maybe...", he thought to himself, "Maybe there's something I can do now that I couldn't do before! Besides floating. And walk... floating through walls." Maybe he could try descending down to where he came from? After all, he's in the sky, there's only so far he can be from earth, right?
Right?

Luckily for Bloodedge, ghosts can't get exhausted either, so he just continued floating down to what was hopefully earth. It was boring, of course, but it's not like the heaven would be any different, especially considering how it got destroyed. Now he can't even chat with Goku and Shrek anymore! Wait... can ghosts even talk with Goku and Shrek? Is he actually able to talk? So far, he had nobody to talk to, so he wouldn't know.
As he got closer to his destination, he saw an incredible amount of destruction. Everything got turned into a wasteland! And even more than that, he could make out a giant creature, that kinda looked like Bloodedge himself used to, but... different. He now had a human head, and was way bigger than he was before. It didn't really seem like something he wanted to be a part of, so as soon as he "landed", he tried to get out of there as fast as possible, doing his best to ignore the destruction around him. However, he did make out a few familiar faces. He finally made his way to a nearby city that seemed to be unharmed by the destruction just a few miles away. He looked up at the giant skyscrapers, and as he stopped to admire the sights, someone suddenly bumped into him.
At least he would have, if Bloodedge actually existed. But instead of them bumping into each other or the person just walking right through Bloodedge, he got caught within them. He now saw everything through that person's eyes. As he tried moving, his new host actually followed his movements... somewhat. It seemed like he wasn't able to fully control this person, but just controlling something is certainly a step up from nothing. Just as he was happy for the first time, he felt a strange pull coming from the wasteland, and in the blink of an eye, he was warped right into said wasteland. What just happened?

"Ah, it feels so good to finally be alive again! And on top of that, all those small people were shivering in fear. 'What is that giant dragon gonna do? Is he gonna kill us? Is he gonna toy with us? Is he gonna play Mafia with us?' Actually, that sounds pretty interesting. Yes, a good old game of Mafia, where there's no trust, and only fear. Just like back then, when I got unfairly killed by that damn Ignoritus! Oh, he's gonna pay!
But if we're gonna play Mafia, we'll need a different place for it. And certainly more people. Hmm, who'd be fun to have? Oh yeah, that idiot who got me my new body! And this guy... and this person... Ah, yes, that sounds like a lot of fun! Now, I just need some allies... hmm, all those users are worthless on their own... but what if I combined them? Oh yes, ahaha! Alright then, we can't really play here, better get everyone somewhere else. How about... a different dimension? Ah yes, that sounds pleasant! But before the game can start... I need just one more person, and I'm gonna get some fusions done. If you don't mind, there's something I have to take care off real quick!"
And with that, he just warped off, but of course not before paralyzing everyone who was present at the wasteland. They couldn't move, talk, or even move their eyes, so they'd just have to stare on an empty crater until Ridleygit came back.

He started with the fusions. Those were some crazy creations for sure, but you're not supposed to see those yet! It's gonna be a surprise! But now, for the most important thing... that person. He's gonna do that by himself, and make him suffer just like he did! Oh, that damn Ignoritus is gonna pay!
He first made his way to the graveyard, since as it turns out, he died somewhere along the line. It took a while to find his grave, but there it was! "Here lies Ignoritus, a true hero!" Yeah, but not for long! He dug out his grave with his bare hands, and he was bursting with excitement as he finally unearthed his coffin. He opened it, and just as he thought, there was Ignoritus, lying as dead as he himself once was. But he hasn't suffered enough, oh no! He ripped out his heart right out of his body, and made it beat again. Ignoritus was alive again now. And nothing can ever kill him! He's going to suffer for all his life! Well, unless Ridleygit himself stops his heartbeat, of course. But as long as he got his heart, he can make Ignoritus use the power that once got him killed for his own good!

Secretary: "Hello, Mr. Emral, there's someone out there who'd like to talk to you."
The Wizard of EZ: "Tell him I'm busy. I'm currently watching some guy test my newest level ideas! And just in case, Is started downloading the '3 Hit Boss' DLC, in case he got any dumb ideas!"
S: "Erm, that's great and all, but he said it's really important and he couldn't afford to wait any longer."
TWoEZ: "Well yeah, good for him, but as I said, I'm busy. Show him the way out."
S: "So, he demands to talk directly to you. Should I... ergh... I... can't... breathe-"
*click*
???: "Hello, are you the one in charge of this tower? We need to talk."
TWoEZ: "Wait, what happened to my secretary? What did you do to him?"
???: "Oh, that's gonna be the last of your problems... if you don't cooperate. See, I got a business idea for you..."
TWoEZ: "Go on."
???: "Well, you're really fond of your Dr. Emral brand, aren't you? What if I found a way for you to drastically increase sales?"
TWoEZ: "Hmm, how would you want to achieve that? You see, almost everyone in the land of EZ is a huge fan of my brand."
???: "But what if you could expand it to other places? Other dimensions, even?"
TWoEZ: "But how would that work?"
???: "Oh, just leave that to me. I'll take care of everything."
TWoEZ: "Who are you anyway?"
???: "Oh, just call me..."
Redigit?: "Redigit."
TWoEZ: "Wait, what? Are you kidding me?"
R?: "Oh no, why would I do that? Either way, do you want to cooperate?"
TWoEZ: "Do I even have a choice? But yeah, I'll agree, I guess."
R?: "So it be. Hope you know how to play Mafia."
TWoEZ: "Wait, what do you-"
*boop, boop, boop*

Conversation recorded on 8/12 at 9:39 PM
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Unknown Connection

It seemed like it's just been a mere second ago that he got assassinated out of the blue. Well, maybe not completely out of the blue: He's made many enemies back then, proving as a quite powerful role. But as the spark of life suddenly jumped into him again, he opened his eyes since what must've been an eternity, and saw a grotesque creature, holding a beating hard in its head. But as he started coming back to his senses, he finally recognised the figure: It seemed to be a mix between Redigit and... Ridley? He opened his mouth, attempting to speak, but he was unable to form any words. How long has it been since he had last talked? A month? A year? A decade?
"Oh, are you trying to speak? How cute.", Redigit asked ash e broke into laughter. "Look were we are now. Back then, you dared to go up against me, and now look at yourself!" Ignoritus looked down on himself, only to realise that there was blood all over his chest, and there seemed to be a big hole in there as well. How could he still be alive? "I see you're wondering how you're not dead yet. Well, call it a little... magic trick. The heart you're missing is now in my own hands. Now I'm the one in control!" Just as he said that, Ignoritus' arms moved all by themselves, and he stood up. "You see, being in possession of someone's heart can be... quite useful, to say the least. Finally, Ignoritus seemed to be able to speak again. "Why are you keeping me alive, though? Can't you just kill me again? Why would you do that?" "Oh, you see,", Redigit took a short pause, "being able to control someone can be quite convenient. Especially", he grabbed Ignoritus, "when you're playing Mafia!" Suddenly, he blacked out again. What just happened? What is the meaning of all this?

"So, what's the autopsy sayin'?", the lead detective asked the forensic. "Well, it's quite strange, actually. It seemed like there's no reason he should be dead - his body is standing still, but there aren't any signs of a heart attack or anything. Just looking at the body, it looks like the victim should be alive, except, well, he isn't. It's like...", the expert made a strange gesture, "his soul left his body!" "Haha, don't make me laugh. Ya know very well that somethin' like that doesn't exist. But this looks very strange alright. Y'know, if it weren't for that person, I'd be wonderin' why everyone's thinkin' that this is a homicide." "Well, I'm going to see if I can lift some fingerprints, if that's okay with you, detective." "Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna talk to the suspect again, but so far he's not been talkin' at all!"
And so, the detective tried to hopefully get some information out of the suspect. As he drove back to their HQ where the man was being imprisoned for now, he thought about the case once again. At 5:27 am, a woman living next door to the victim, a certain Chris Wars who's been a total stranger to the police so far, called 911 saying that she heard suspicious noise from Wars' house. As a nearby patrol officer got there at 5:54, he found the victim's body as well as a hooded figure running away from the house, holding some strange-looking weapon he's never seen before. He immediately confiscated the weapon and arrested the person. So far, they couldn't get any information on what the weapon does and they were unable to remove his hood - no matter what they tried, they couldn't remove the hood, almost as if it's been glued to his body. And now it turns out that Wars' death is everything but natural, too. The case should've been closed immediately, it's clear as day that that person did it, but so far they couldn't prove that the suspect's weapon is what took his life - they couldn't even establish what it is.
The detective was so deep in thought that he nearly fell out of his seat when he saw the HQ: The whole thing was burning! And inside it, he could see what looked like the silhouette of a dragon, slowly rising to the sky and then disappearing. The last thing he heard was the voice of what other eyewitnesses later pinpointed to be the victim's voice asking "Can I get a special color?"

[5:01:25] MECHDRAGON777: man, why isnt anyone johning my game? it has everything; it's got touhou, factiöns, last will, whats there not to like?
[5:01:31] MECHDRAGON777: actually, why don't you join the game, bossedit8
[5:01:42] bosseditor: Sorry, but I have to record a new part of my The Seasonal SMBX Level Contest - Autumn 2015 Edition Let's Play now
[5:02:01] MECHDRAGON777: cool, can i be a cocommentator?
[5:02:18] bosseditor: Well, I originally wanted to ask Marina, so...
[5:02:21] MECHDRAGON777: oh...
[5:21:34] bosseditor: Well, it looks like Marina isn't home.
[5:24:06] MECHDRAGON777: cool, can we do a coscreen?
[5:25:00] bosseditor: Sorry, not in the mood for that.
[5:25:14] MECHDRAGON777: oh, come on! itll be cool! i can explain mafia to you while we play!
[5:25:23] *** bosseditor sighs ***
[5:25:25] bosseditor: alright

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Video: Let's Play Super Mario Bros. X (SMBX) - Tower of Biased 11 [P25]
Uploader: bossedit8
Length: 56:32

Executing YouTube Gaming's speech-to-text program, starting from 52:12...

1: Oh, and hey, we're at the Top 100 now! 100th place is... oh hey, Marina's The somewhat Believable but still kinda pointless but then again, that doesn't mean anything Assault!
2: DIdn't he-
1: ... and I completely broke the level ad finished it in less than a second. I also found a cure against-
2: Hey, don't interrupt me! I think Marina made that level kinda bad because he-
1: This is MY video, don't interrupt me! So, moving on to 99th place... oh hey, it's your level, Sanctuary Fortress 3! Wait, how many munchers are there? 1, 2, 3...
2: I have no clue how I placed so low! Isn't nonlinearity what a level is supposed to be? I mean, just look at MoltenJoeys' level, it's clearly not deserving of its spot because it doesn't have a-
1: And 42! Your level has 42 munchers.
2: Hey, can you stop that! Actually, I wanted to explain you how to play Mafia, didn't I? So, there's 10 factions and-
1: Hey, this is SMBX, or Super Mario Bros. X, not Mafia.
2: Can you just STOP that, please? I'm trying to explain something here and...
NOTE: At this point, 1 and 2 are speaking at the same time, so we were unable to convert their speech. This lasted until 54:26.
3: SILENCE!
2: Wait, who's that?
3: Oh, I'm your friend! I'm gonna make bossedit play Mafia, and make your game the most popular game ever!
2: Huh, what? Alright, I guess?
1: Wait, what?
3: So be it! You may now... MERGE!
From now on, 1 and 2 appear to be speaking at the same time again, however, they're both saying the exact same things so we were able to convert their speech.
1+2: Huh, what happened? Am I... did we...
3: Hey, this is like in Toohoo, right?
1+2: ...
3: Woah there, sorry, I don't know shit about Toohoo, but isn't it some anime thing?
1+2: Well, first of all, it's Touhou, and secondly, what the hell did you do to us?
3: Haha! Isn't it obvious? You are now one. The power of confusing levels with Toohoo elements... you can use that to my great advantage.
1+2: But-
3: Oh, don't worry! If we win, Uncle Redigit free both of you. If we lose, however...
Conersion stopped. Reason: Video ended.

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"Daddy, touch my-", "Yeah, alright, now shut the hell up. We got bigger problems," qig stopped the robot as he forcefully turned him off. He looked around, seeing a lot of people, some old faces, some new ones. "So, uh, what the hell happened? Why are me and GhostBot now here, instead of where we... well, were before?" Pseudo-dino stepped out of the crows and replied: "Man, I have no idea either. You two just appeared out of nowhere. What were you doing up to now, anyways?" "Oh boy, that's a long story. So, it all started after M14 ended...

We have finally beaten down the last Level Judge, and were able to reopen the forums. But, well, I never really cared too much for those, so they just... stayed closed forever, I guess. Sure, it was lonely with me only having GhostBot as my companion, but hey, at least we didn't have loads of annoying kids. I taught him so many interesting and... not so interesting things, and I wasn't really that bored. I mean, sure, I was alone in an empty forum, but I guess that's what you gotta go through if you want to find some peace. Long story short, I certainly don't regret-"
"Daddy! Daddy! GhostBot want to recall data!" "Well, knock yourself out, bud.""So, we finally managed to win on January 16th 2015. Of course I wanted to reopen the forums immediately, after all, what's a bot without something to bot, but sadly, Daddy didn't agree to that. I couldn't suppress my inner instincts, and as such, I didn't stop asking Daddy to reopen the forums. Then, one day, my memory went blank and after that, I never again wanted to reopen the forums. To this day I still couldn't figure out who did that, but it was certainly in Daddy's fav-"
qig gave the robot a small, but effective kick in the side, and it stopped. "Haha, robots, right? Well, either way, there really wasn't much that happened. What? Did you expect a long, tragic romance or something? Or some deep backstory? Well, sorry to disappoint you, man. That's all there is."

Why are you still reading this?

That's really all there is.


...


Are you really expecting some big plot twist?

Well, sorry, bud, but it just isn't gonna happen.



You're really eager for this story, aren't you?


I mean, I don't blame you, but really, that's all there is to it.



And you kept waiting for more to happen until you died.

The End.

Really.

Blue Bomber's story is a tragic story. One of sorrow, tragedy, and shitposts. Even though everyone thought his name was just a dumb fusion, he never stopped believing in the better cause. He didn't have any special powers, but that didn't s t o p h i m f r o m O H M Y G O D I ' M F I N A L L Y

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