Welcome to my world

[ragont]

hello this is ragont from the future.
i am pleased to announce that i am now 8k mmr, and support player of DABOMB, winners of the TI19 aegis of champions.
nien is an accomplished english -> mexican translator for video games and has done vocal work for over 300 of dotas heroes in the espanol translation.
qig has become one of the world's greatest final fantasy XIV players, and manager of the "BEST FINAL FANTASY PLAYERS" dota 2 squad with a total combined mmr of 2,550
uncle sciz has reached 6k mmr strictly by jungling beastmaster and puck, "the two best junglers in the game" he claims.
ignoritus, having realized his game developing career will not bear fruit, has decided to delve into dota's custom games and has created the newest hit, "Warcraft 3"
fyrus has become a mortal kombat veteran, and coaches students all over the world for $75/hr
khon has been slowly hovering around in the 4k bracket for the past 15 years, but i am sure he will reach 5k at some point!

The hologram ends.

Joey has managed to turn SMBX CITY into a seaport for thieves and villainous CIS scum.
The only old member that remains is Tyler Warr, going by his old name of ToonQuill. There is no hope for SMBX city anymore, until suddenly and out of nowhere, Valtteri returns to make an announcement:
"Hey guys! It's time for the twenty fifth annual Monthly SMBX Community Contest!". Out of nowhere, swarms of hundreds from the old world of SMBX 2012-2015 start gathering in the main plaza.
"you think this is some kind of yolk?" shouts former member LordDarko, but Nientiendude13 quickly responds with "Shut the fuck up, you fucking vegan piece of shit".
"I assure you, this is no joke. There will be plenty of jokes had when I get your levels in" Valtteri states.

Over one thousand levels have been submitted in the first day, and the judges have been selected.

-Valtteri
-Knuckles97
-Ignoritus Pigma
-DJ $$$T00N-DOLLA-SIGN-QUILL$$$
-Chaz

"Thith level ith tho awful... It'th jutht tho bad... No, you don't do thith in a Mario game, I don't care if it'th a fangame or not, You don't do thith." Complains Nameuser on his 557th level
Valtteri hastily scans through levels, marking each of them 2.6/10 for no custom graphics.
Meanwhile, ToonQuill looks through each level and realizes he's actually been going through the SMBX Community Contest 4's level pack accidentally.

Finally, all the level tiers have been cleared through up to the final five.
Five contestants remain:
Reghrenergagade
Ace
Nientiendo the fucking Dip Shit
Valtteri
Emral

"Who the fuck gave Nien's level a high score, it has nothing but mouser spam in the first section" Whines Valtteri as the thread becomes spammed with images of Salt Shakers
Nientiendo realizes that in order to win, he must kill Ignoritus, the man who hates everything about him.
He takes his nearest clotheshanger and goes to the judging office during lunchtime, because Ignoritus lacks the requirements to eat food,
"I'm sorry, Ignoritus" He whispers. As Ignoritus sees a shadow, he gasps, but alas... It is too late.
Ignoritus was found dead, several blood-stained clotheshangers lie on the ground next to him.
"We need another judge" demands Chaz.
Valtteri begins perspiring spontaneously, but instantly remembers to keep his cool.
"Don't worry guys, I have the best man for the job: based bean boy".
Everyone is confused at this new member, but they accept it.
The next day begins and three losers are announced:
Ace
Emeril Live
Reghgatorade

Finally, the time has come for a grand champion to be chosen.
But first, they must fight to the death.
Since Nien lives in Mexico, the odds seem to be stacked in his favor as far as betting goes.
Nien draws out his stash of Milla R34 and begins to whip Valtteri in the god damn face, but he quickly evades nien's assault with a backflip.
Valtteri then gathers energy for a Super Dragon Ball Z blast, but Nien counters it with his own POCKY AND ROCKY INVINCIBILTY splash attack.
The fight is getting intense, but Valtteri calls for the help of BASED BEAN BOY who jumps into the battle, yells "ALOHA SNACKBAR" and explodes the arena.
"Any last words, Nien?" Valtteri, battle-scarred, calls out to him from halfway across the fucking stage.
Nien yells to the audience "DENME SU ENERGÍAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" And while not understanding him, the audience begins doing the wave with an old hag running around yelling "DO THE WAVE"
Suddenly, Ignoritus rises from the depths of hell as an angel and floats into the sky.
During his ascension, he says "An absolute classic" and vanishes into thin air, destroying Valtteri's entire being and the arena.
The city of SMBX CITY is suddenly turned into a flourishing valley with trees and rivers.
"B-but who won?" Vinyl asks
"Mexico won." Joey says, tears in his eyes.
"Yeah shut the fuck up, kid, you fucking dog shit fucking motherfucker fucking shit stain, fucking shit kid fucking dip shit, stay in the low tier for life, fucking faggot" yells ToonQuill.


THE END

[MistakesWereMade]

Nien yells to the audience "DENME SU ENERGÍAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" And while not understanding him

ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴠɪᴇᴡs, ɪ'ᴅ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʀɢᴇᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ɪᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜɴғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙᴇᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪssᴜᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ.

[qig]

I'm fucking crying. Holy shit.

[TLtimelord]

This story inspired me.

[Sevennights]

Leik if yu cei evre teim

[Vinyl Scratch]

I want to sacrifice my Steam account to The Great Lord Ragont

[Ace]

very interesting story, i would be interested to find out how nameuser lost his lisp near the end. Did death cure him?

[Darkonius Mavakar]

I'm speechless.

2gud4me

[RudeGuy]

I love this.

[Quill]

only just read this

beautiful