User Talk & Personal Stuff

[kr4k1n]

I once stayed up all night to get some homework done. I finally went to bed and closed my eyes.
I couldn't sleep at all for awhile because of the weird lump under my pillow. I checked underneath the pillow only to
find a random, battered, red notebook. I was all like "lol ok" and went back to bed. Then it dawned upon me...
I don't have a red notebook. Nor did anyone else in the house.
I jolted awake and looked under my pillow to read the notebook. But it was gone. I assumed it was a dream because I was exhausted that night.
But It was still weird to me because I didn't really have a dream in between finding the notebook and saying "Wtf...". It was a seamless transition.

I had a dream once a few years ago when I was five, my stuffed animal, who is a toy dog, was alive. He walked out of the house door and onto the street, and then he got ran over. I cried in my sleep, but was relieved when I found "him" on my bed.

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[Ecruteak]

Last night, I had a dream where I was chilling in my house with SammyClassicSonicFan. I kept asking him if he wanted to play video games, but he never said a word, and instead we walked around the house aimlessly.

Yeah.

[Snessy the duck]

Last night, I had a dream where I was chilling in my house with SammyClassicSonicFan. I kept asking him if he wanted to play video games, but he never said a word, and instead we walked around the house aimlessly.

Yeah.

That was a weird dream then, considering how frickin' loud Sammy usually is.

[adam92]

Here is my awesome dog and his name Rocky. I train this dog everyday.

[FireyPaperMario]

I always wanted to post a thread like this one day. Got a moment that's funny, you gotta share it with your friends? If so, share them here in this topic!
One time, back in senior year of high school, I told my teacher that my friend, Adrik, reminds me of Leonard from the funny TV show, The Big Bang Theory, and he overhead it and said, "Sarcastically, Yes!".

[CopyLeft]

once i made a hot pocket and instead of putting it on for a minute and 30 seconds, i put on for a minute and 29 seconds. ha ha im so hilarious.

also why would you ever watch the big bag theory

[Ryaa]

Today I decided to send my best friend an envelope that has a pretty pixel necklace, a drawing, a bullshit letter, and clippings from a chinese restaurant menu Lol Fun E

[Cidro]

So, my bro and I was having a talk about anime. Then, he accidentally said "Which came first, Dragon Ball or the egg?" That was the most stupidest and funniest moment this year. I cried hearing that joke.

[Fuyu]

Co-op disasters on Portal. Nothing beats accidentally killing each other on puzzles. =P

[CopyLeft]

Co-op disasters on Portal. Nothing beats accidentally killing each other on puzzles. =P

"accidentally"

[Fuyu]

Co-op disasters on Portal. Nothing beats accidentally killing each other on puzzles. =P

"accidentally"

Yes.

"accidentally"

[TUWAN]

Co-op disasters on Portal. Nothing beats accidentally killing each other on puzzles. =P

[Snessy the duck]

Co-op disasters on Portal. Nothing beats accidentally killing each other on puzzles. =P

Insert me pressing X a lot.

Also, a funny thing I did recently was saying some real nasty words while my parents were recording a family video (Don't worry, it was only at our home with no one else but my parents and brother, and we didn't upload it either). We got some real laughs over rewatching that video!

[Ecruteak]

thinking smbx was a virus because it wanted to add its own folder into the program files, then making a post about it here on the forums (that's actually why i joined this forum in the first place)

[kr4k1n]

Here's just a few of the funny things that I've done.

Bee's nest: show

One time I was out feeding the horses, when I thought to go check on my grandfather's horse trailer to see if there was anything inside of it. As I walked up to the trailer and grabbed on to one of the window bars, my other hand was about to grab onto a bee's nest, yeah you heard that right, A BEE'S NEST of about 100 or more wasps. When I saw the nest, I jumped off the trailer step, and didn't stop running till I got inside the house and closed the door behind me quickly. I jumped onto my bed and lay there in shock for a couple of hours.

Spider pair: show

I was in the backyard of my house when I walked over to a part of the fence that I found a gap in. It has a wooden top and has wired fencing btw. I looked a bit closely where the gap between the wooden planks were, and saw a pair of big spiders. I decided to get a twig and poke one of them. The one that I poked made a fast backward movement with it's front legs, which scared me away and kept me in the house for the rest of the week. The sound of the movement still gives me chills.

Trampoline: show

So I was jumping on my trampoline when all of a sudden I felt like trying to jump as high as I could. That kind of backfired though, because I could no longer control my movement and started to head to the right of the trampoline. I eventually jumped off, and landed in a big patch of stickers(those dried up weeds that look like miniature maceballs, those things hurt like hell), and had to pick off every single last one of them off my back.

[Ecruteak]

Trampoline: show

So I was jumping on my trampoline when all of a sudden I felt like trying to jump as high as I could. That kind of backfired though, because I could no longer control my movement and started to head to the right of the trampoline. I eventually jumped off, and landed in a big patch of stickers(those dried up weeds that look like miniature maceballs, those things hurt like hell), and had to pick off every single last one of them off my back.

This reminds me of a time when I was about 6 or 7 and I was at a friend's house, jumping on their trampoline. I don't remember what happened, but I fell off and landed on my back onto hard concrete. Head and all. Surprisingly, I didn't break anything, but it still felt like I did.

[FireyPaperMario]

Oh, I remember another funny thing I done, I role-play as a Minecraft Creeper in the IRC chat (Before switching to the Discord server), and right before I talk, everyone commented "SSSSSSSSS"!

[kr4k1n]

Oh, I remember another funny thing I done, I role-play as a Minecraft Creeper in the IRC chat (Before switching to the Discord server), and right before I talk, everyone commented "SSSSSSSSS"!

I've always role=played as Lemmy in the IRC and Discord which I'm banned from discord now, and nobody seemed to take notice or even care. I was hoping somebody would say, "Lemmy!", or, "NOOOOOOO!".

[Snessy the duck]

I also used to spam "Furries" in the IRC. People only really noitched it the first time and then they ignored it because I was kinda new to chatting at the time.

[Cedur]

All of these are not really funny.

I recall some math course from my A-levels year ordering pizza right into the lesson. Too bad that I wasn't involved.