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I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!

What did Mario say when he tried to kill a British koopaling?

You're a Wizard Larry!

^ hehe nice

Hey Mom! Can I get a cookiee????

You have to say the magic word! :p

UHM... :^) Expelliarmus!!!

Thanks Mom!... Hello??

VanillaDude wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:28 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm

He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book

Of course

can you both not be rude pls? Like, why is it not possible to translate that into English? What's so funny about the name "Armando Paredes"?

VanillaDude wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes"

This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

I went to the bank and told the bank officer that I'm gonna rob all the BOREDOM from the bank*. And he laughs!

*In my defense, Banks are really boring.

PixelPest wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am

VanillaDude wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes"

This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea...

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea...

No really, it was good XD

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm

PixelPest wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am

VanillaDude wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes"

This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Use Proper English implies you should be using English. Very easy to infer.

Alright then

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm

PixelPest wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am

VanillaDude wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes"

This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea...

You shouldn't be trying to find ways around the rules because in the end things are at the discretion of the staff anyway. But when it says "proper English" only it's not misleading at all and really obvious that posts should only be made in English

PixelPest wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm

PixelPest wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am

This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea...

You shouldn't be trying to find ways around the rules because in the end things are at the discretion of the staff anyway. But when it says "proper English" only it's not misleading at all and really obvious that posts should only be made in English

Alright, yes sir

Now, back on topic. (For real)

Life

why can stochasticians never have a relationship? because they can't say no more than "I love you almost surely"

I remember a joke my older sister made back in my childhood:

I enter the scene with my arms in my shirt and my sister said some of these quotes:

"Oh my, you looked like you're heavily ARMed!"

"Oh yeah, you and what ARMy?"

You have to bRUSH because you will receive a lot of PAINt

What's up

The sky

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Yesterday, while me and my father were driving to the bank to cash my pay check, I told my dad about Tetris, and its Russian origins story, and my father ask:

"Did Putin make Tetris?"*


*I know, he said that just to be funny. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov, as my dad has no knowledge of famous non-Soviet Russians.

MegaDood wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler: show

A walk.

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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MegaDood wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler: show

A walk.

Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://smbxgame.com/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it