Video Game Logics

l0g1c · Postby **l0g1c** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:38 pm

Apples on The Trail (IOS/Android) are used to make Peach Cake and Chocolate Chip Cookies.

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:10 pm

Matter spontaneously coming into existence, gigantic airships being able to fly without any major lift of sorts, and also sound being able to travel in space.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:18 pm

Musicality_Minister45 wrote:Matter spontaneously coming into existence, gigantic airships being able to fly without any major lift of sorts, and also sound being able to travel in space.

Ok, let's be realistic: Videogames doesn't have logic, just the law of gravity

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:39 pm

Here's a random game logic that'll make y'all say: WHAT?!?

Monkeys hates balloon, so they declare war on them!*

*Does flash games on the internet count as video games by the way?

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:06 pm

MarioRPGExpert93 wrote:Here's a random game logic that'll make y'all say: WHAT?!?

Monkeys hates balloon, so they declare war on them!*

*Does flash games on the internet count as video games by the way?

WHAT!?!?

I guess they count as games as long as they are famous, like Age of War which is an internet flash game and it does have it's own mobile version

(If you don't know what AoW is, get out! you have to at least listened to Glorious Morning)

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:00 pm

Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:17 pm

Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Maybe...

Or maybe Paperboy has a neck problem and only can look to the left

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:43 pm

How about this Video Game Logic: Orange Juice is heals all Zombie bites & wounds in Dead Rising

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:00 pm

MarioRPGExpert93 wrote:How about this Video Game Logic: Orange Juice is heals all Zombie bites & wounds in Dead Rising

Not to mention that you can get bitten all you want, but if the protagonist isn't bitten in a cutscene then is not important

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:07 pm

Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Image is broken for me
Edit: Actually, it's fine now, nvm.

User199X · Postby **User199X** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:10 pm

Here's my entry: World's fastest hedgehog can't catch an overweight dictator.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:57 pm

User199X wrote:Here's my entry: World's fastest hedgehog can't catch an overweight dictator.

That's something he's still dealing with

Robotnik gotta go fast

Artemis008 · Postby **Artemis008** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:17 pm

In Megaman 3 Wily apparently stuffs Gamma (a god zilla sized peace keeping robot) into his single seat flying saucer. I'd also like to bring up the practicality of these robots. Seriously, all of Megaman 2's robot masters felt like robots designed for fighting. Then Megaman 3 comes in and apparently Top Man is designed for combat, WHY? That's really the best he could do, a living top spinner? It only gets weirder the further you get into the series. SHEEP man, SPRING man, fucking CONCRETE man? No wonder Wily was such a failure.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:40 pm

Artemis008 wrote:Top Man is designed for combat, WHY? That's really the best he could do, a living top spinner?

Look at the good side

The super gay top spinner dance is mortal against Willy himself

And I don't know why! maybe because he wanted to give the useless power an utility?

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:39 pm

Pop Yoshi Bros wrote:
Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Maybe...

Or maybe Paperboy has a neck problem and only can look to the left

And wouldn't there sometimes be people from the right side of the street yelling, "Hey! Where's my paper?! You blind?!?!" or even some that just chase after you, like the old lady in the NES paperboy.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:11 am

Devan2002 wrote:
Pop Yoshi Bros wrote:
Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Maybe...

Or maybe Paperboy has a neck problem and only can look to the left
And wouldn't there sometimes be people from the right side of the street yelling, "Hey! Where's my paper?! You blind?!?!" or even some that just chase after you, like the old lady in the NES paperboy.

I'm still standing with my neck theory

Super Luigi! · Postby **Super Luigi!** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:17 am

Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Don't forget Paperboy 2 on the SNES! Although you do deliver papers on both sides of a street, it's never at the same time. Then BMX happens.

User199X wrote:Here's my entry: World's fastest hedgehog can't catch an overweight dictator.

Sonic lets Robotnik get away, since that's more fun.

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:19 am

Super Luigi! wrote:
Devan2002 wrote:Here's something you'd not have seen in Paperboy:

Don't forget Paperboy 2 on the SNES! Although you do deliver papers on both sides of a street, it's never at the same time. Then BMX happens.
User199X wrote:Here's my entry: World's fastest hedgehog can't catch an overweight dictator.
Sonic lets Robotnik get away, since that's more fun.

Doesn't that make the scenario even worse?

Super Luigi! · Postby **Super Luigi!** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:27 am

Devan2002 wrote:Doesn't that make the scenario even worse?

Yes, it probably does. Then again, this is the same game that encourages you to smash windows if the owners haven't subscribed, kind of like a deranged YouTuber.