Puns

[silent_]

When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Don't understand the pun? I mustache you why, but I guess I've shave it for later.

[MacheTheFerret]

Bad mafia pun:
How many eyes does a Godfather have?
Three. One left eye, one right eye, and one Mafiosi.

[aero]

Bad mafia pun:
How many eyes does a Godfather have?
Three. One left eye, one right eye, and one Mafiosi.

I don't think you punderstand how bad that really was.

[Danny]

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

[MacheTheFerret]

Bad mafia pun:
How many eyes does a Godfather have?
Three. One left eye, one right eye, and one Mafiosi.

I don't think you punderstand how bad that really was.

Why don't you punder this for a moment: That joke was just so scrambled. I'm not even yolking. MY joke, however, was eggcellent!

[ragont]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

[MacheTheFerret]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

And what's the pot of glue for? :3

[zioy]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

And what's the pot of glue for? :3

being Ragont, evidently.


So, have you heard of the Entertainer?
It was in the Ragontime era!

[ragont]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

And what's the pot of glue for? :3

i knew youd get stuck there.

[zioy]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

And what's the pot of glue for? :3

i knew youd get stuck there.

That's actually really good compared to the other
punbearably bad

[MacheTheFerret]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

And what's the pot of glue for? :3

i knew youd get stuck there.

Did you plan that this whole time, or was that just a KRAZY accident? XD

[Black Mamba]

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[dragonfan96]

Now that's a game i wanna play..

[MacheTheFerret]

Why hasn't KoolKat made another pun? You've cat to be kitten me right meow. Purrhaps he's too busy with unfurtunate events. I can't tail when he'll make a new pun! It's almost as if he pawfers to keep quiet, maybe he isn't feline right. I am litterally waiting for his next clawful pun.

[zioy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was such a chicken

-crickets-

[MacheTheFerret]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was such a chicken

-crickets-

It could've been a knife pun, but you forked it up.


...


What? Too spoon?

[dragonfan96]

Where did Shigeru Miyamoto go to College?

Wii U!



(anyone who know who else said this pun?...CC)

[zioy]

Nobody liked my Nientertainer joke

[zioy]

Nobody liked my Nientertainer joke

You should stop with your cat puns right about meow.

That wasn't even a cat pun. hissss

[BMatSantos]

Do you know how a comedian likes to edit his video?

He always uses Zoom-n-Pun.