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Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 2:28 am
by Ecruteak
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing.
Unless you're at a funeral.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 7:09 am
by zlaker
ProngoKingdom wrote:What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?
A brother.
>implying a family of two boys aren't brothers
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 7:14 am
by ProngoKingdom
MECHDRAGON777 wrote:
zlakergirl357 wrote:
I should've been more specific then. Just forget it.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 7:16 am
by Mable
Zeldamaster12 wrote:Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol
Why not delete them? I wouldn't bother if this topic is locked anyway soon
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 6:34 pm
by Kitti and Minni
oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.
What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!
baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:59 pm
by PixelPest
Kitti and Minni wrote:oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.
What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!
baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
I feel really bad for you if you think these are funny
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:34 pm
by MECHDRAGON777
What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 10:47 pm
by Imaynotbehere4long
MECHDRAGON777 wrote:What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?
A river. Didn't even have to look that one up. (also this thread is for jokes, not riddles)
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 11:09 pm
by MECHDRAGON777
Imaynotbehere4long wrote:MECHDRAGON777 wrote:What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?
A river. Didn't even have to look that one up. (also this thread is for jokes, not riddles)
That was said before the riddles thread was made!
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 9:49 am
by Kitti and Minni
PixelPest wrote:Kitti and Minni wrote:oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.
What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!
baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
I feel really bad for you if you think these are funny
I would feel bad, if I wasn't such a fan of sans the skelepun. Its quite a GRAVE situation for your idol to be dead, but it tickles my funny bone to by abnormal
To whoever doesnt like my jokes, I hope you experience an
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Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 10:53 am
by Zeldamaster12
I'm cringing.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:32 am
by Zipper
the funniest joke here is this entire thread's existence
seriously you guys
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:12 pm
by TLtimelord
What donyou call a good looking girl at Duke university? A visitor.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 12:57 pm
by ProngoKingdom
Friends Dan the Dunce and Harold the Hungry both strolled down the street together.
Harold's stomach rumbles, and he then notices Dan holding a bag of candy bars.
"Um, Dan, we're friends right?" Harold asked him.
"Well uh, sure." he replied. "Why do ya ask?"
"I was wondering if I could have a candy bar..." Harold said as nicely as he could.
"Hmm." Dan thought to himself. "How about... if you can guess how many candy bars are in this bag, I'll give them both to you."
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:14 am
by Alagirez
Zipper wrote:the funniest joke here is this entire thread's existence
seriously you guys
100% accurate
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 11:37 pm
by TLtimelord
Here's a joke in Spanish.
-Sabe íngles?
-Sí
-Como se dice "un zapato" en íngles?
-A Shoe
-Salud
-Gracias
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 1:02 pm
by Metroidologist X7
I have another joke in Spanish:
-¿Nivel de inglés?
-Alto.
-Traduzca “Elija un zapato”.
-Pick a shoe.
-Ahora úselo en una frase.
-¡Pick-a-shoe, impactrueno!
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 1:15 pm
by mechamind
Coincidentally, I'm planning to get a new pair of shoes today.
(Sorry, but if Shrek spilled over into the political thread, I'm bringing some serious discussion here.)
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 11:31 pm
by MistakesWereMade
mechamind wrote:Coincidentally, I'm planning to get a new pair of shoes today.
(Sorry, but if Shrek spilled over into the political thread, I'm bringing some serious discussion here.)
>getting shoes
>serious
im sure this is as serious as the relevance of sjws in the world
Re: Funny Jokes
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:30 am
by mechamind
Except that guys don't buy shoes because they want to. They do it because they're absolutely necessary for what's coming up (or if their old ones finally bite the dust).
Now shoe, fly!