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Gee, you guys should be punished for telling such bad puns!
Ugh, mine aren't any better...

About 2 or 3 years ago on my sister's birthday, I post a meme on social media and tagged my older sister in it.

The meme has Shao Khan (from Mortal Kombat) and says: "I Shao Khan believe it's your birthday!"

And yes, she laughs!

I will tell you a joke





Life

Person 1: I'd never take a bullet for you.

Person 2: Your so greedy.

Person 1: Because if I had time to jump and take it, you had time to move.

Here's a funny joke I told to the police:

"Hey officer, I been drinking and playing Mario Kart! Gimme the $17,000+ fine plz"

Why did the creator of stone beds died? Because of a hit with a pillow.

In what way did the fire harm the candle?

He wax it

- Daughter, why did you break the doll's hand?
- Because it's my doll, not your doll, and I do what I want with it.

One day later:
Daughter, why did you break the other doll's hand
Because it's my doll, not your doll, and I do what I want with it.

One day later:
Daughter, why did you break the other doll's hand?
...

Wait, why the doll had more than two hands? BECAUSE IT'S MY JOKE, NOT YOUR JOKE, AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.

666 posts lol

What do Germans eat on Thursdays?
Döner Kebab!

Hahaha ha.

not even remotely a proper pun.

LGLMAKING wrote: What do Germans eat on Thursdays?
Döner Kebab!

Hahaha ha.

Spoiler: show

the German word for Thursday is Donnerstag.

Um... I don't get it...

as I already say there's not really anything to get. The pun doesn't work because of the umlaut

plus may I also say it's the very cheap opposite of humour

Cedur wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:19 pm

plus may I also say it's the very cheap opposite of humour

I can tell. Heck, I heard better jokes and puns from sitcoms I even don't liked*

*Example: Seinfeld.

Whats the saddest thing I'll ever eat?

a blue berry.

first good joke in this thread

reminds me of

"what is white and stands behind a tree?"

Back when I was young (in Middle School... I think), I called the CVS Pharmacy the "Canadian Violent Store".

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes"

you could at least explain the pun if there is one, i.e. what words resemble eachother and what are their meanings

He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm

He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book

Of course