Funny Jokes

[aero]

No more racist jokes.

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup!"

[ProngoKingdom]

Can a match box?

No, but a tin can.

[MistakesWereMade]

Where did Cindy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

[MECHDRAGON777]

Once there was a man
that typed comments in lines of three.
I do not know why.

5-8-5? You messed up your haiku.

Maybe he forgot
that haikus are syllables
and not words in length

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How do you give this
(a web page url that is now)
in a Haiku format?

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http://writeahaiku.com/#

[Emral]

URL is 3 syllables :P

[SomeRandomGuy]

Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Mable]

Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.

[SomeRandomGuy]

Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.

Honestly, I didn't read this topic, I just posted this. Didn't know someone already said that xD

I'll find a new joke then

[SomeRandomGuy]

[MistakesWereMade]

What's the difference between Robin Williams and a cow?

You can't milk a dead cow

[TheLordKhon]

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

[SomeRandomGuy]

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

That's quite nice of a reply you have there

[Metroidologist X7]

A doctor, an engineer, and a programmer were chatting about which of their jobs was the oldest one.

-Doctor: The Holy Bible says God created Eve with one of Adam's ribs. That was obviously an act of surgery, so the Medicine is the oldest job.
-Engineer: Yes, but before that, the Bible says God separated the order from the chaos. That was a perfect engineering act.
-Programmer: But how do you think God created the chaos?

[Zeldamaster12]

Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol

[SomeRandomGuy]

They aren't offensive, they're funny.

[Kitti and Minni]

Is this topic still alive? I would hate to be talking to a corpse... that would be a grave thing to happen, wouldn't it?
But I wouldn't mind either, the users probably got BONE TIRED of chatting here. But that's just my point of view. I could be completely wrong and just be seen as a NUMBSKULL. But Thats kinda normal for me, im not exactly the one to fit in. I just kinda act like a spider in hotland, and HANG AROUND.

[aero]

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

[ProngoKingdom]

What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.

[MistakesWereMade]

Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol

ur blocking the entrance of a whole new universe to urself

[MECHDRAGON777]

What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.

Well, when a family has one girl and two boys, or two girls and two boys, then that joke is irrelevant and makes no sense.