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BTB wrote:It's really not up to you to decide what Mario is about.
Its up to the fans to decide what a franchise is about. True Mario fans know that Mario is about innovating the Platform Genre. Even Miyamoto and Iwata agree on this. You fakers will not get away with your fake sources.
BTB wrote:What a surprise, the faker with the audacity to impersonate John has almost exclusively posted about Lua Lua.
And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling Marioheads! Nyeh-heh-heh-heh!
*flees on an old-timey unicycle, is promptly crushed by a lua error message with an ascii pentagram on it*
For real though, PixelPest and Yoshi... you have to realize that they're just trying to rile you up. It's trolling, and fairly tame trolling considering some of the stuff out there. All you have to do is stop taking the bait.
You're spending a lot of time and energy sticking around here and letting these folks agitate you when those efforts could be put towards working on your own projects, so why not just save yourselves the trouble and walk away? If you find someone posting unprompted BTB stuff elsewhere to stir up trouble, you can just tell the mods; from what I've seen Pseudo, Aero and Zeldamaster have been actively discouraging Marioposting and the aggressive rhetoric outside of this thread.
Are you guys seriously offended at the things we're saying?
I can't believe you're literally trying to reason with a JOKE. If you don't find this is good taste, simply stay away from our thread and let us have our fun. Seriously. You know it's a joke, so why are you still arguing?
LET US HAVE OUR FUN, EVEN IF YOU FIND IT DISTASTEFUL.
Wow, this shit is still going on, at least the true Mario fans here know who are the REAL Mario fans. - (This is why you don't allow cults to be made up in a community in the first place.)
Is that right KittyCat? How about that KittyCat? Isn't that something, KittyCat? I'm no expert on the matter but here we have KittyCat. Right KittyCat? That's wonderful KittyCat. KittyCat is out here letting us know what's what. KittyCat knows the score. KittyCat gets the mark. KittyCat is making sure everything is in check, making sure the Is are dotted and the Ts crossed. That's why we have KittyCat. As they say, can't go wrong with KittyCat. KittyCat see the forest for the trees. Can't say much after KittyCat gave the run down on the subject. This post almost got to me, but when it's KittyCat on the prowl you're in good hands. It's really interesting, isn't it KittyCat? KittyCat keeps the eye on the ball. KittyCat doesn't keep all of their eggs in one basket.
Zeldamaster12 wrote:We're not a cult, we're a group of fellow die-hard Mario fans who are trying to spread the positive message of John Nintendo.
So you're in a cult of die-hard Mario fans? I really think you're in a cult of dying-hard fans trying to get people to join your little fake-fest.
AeroMatter wrote:Is that right KittyCat? How about that KittyCat? Isn't that something, KittyCat? I'm no expert on the matter but here we have KittyCat. Right KittyCat? That's wonderful KittyCat. KittyCat is out here letting us know what's what. KittyCat knows the score. KittyCat gets the mark. KittyCat is making sure everything is in check, making sure the Is are dotted and the Ts crossed. That's why we have KittyCat. As they say, can't go wrong with KittyCat. KittyCat see the forest for the trees. Can't say much after KittyCat gave the run down on the subject. This post almost got to me, but when it's KittyCat on the prowl you're in good hands. It's really interesting, isn't it KittyCat? KittyCat keeps the eye on the ball. KittyCat doesn't keep all of their eggs in one basket.
So basically you're saying that the only reason you're posting here is because you're trying hard to be a dick, someone needs social assistance called upon.
Everyone is wasting time with this. Nearly everyone has been making themselves ridiculous. I'm severely dismayed at all the hypocrisy and boasting and strawmanning from "marioheads", and I'm also dismayed at inapropriate reactions from so-called "fakers", although I'm with their side. Everyone has flamed or instigated or provoked otherwise at some point, and staff hasn't managed to control this properly.
There's also nothing to be said about "some people may find this joke distasteful". It is distasteful.
Every post happening after this one is one too many.
Take your toxicity elsewhere. If you have no respect towards our movement, then keep it to yourself. Who are you to decide whether "every post happening is one too many"?