Funny Jokes Topic

[cina1]

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand

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https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=htt ... mrc&uact=8

[zioy]

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

[ThePieSkyHigh]

STOP IT XDD

I can't think of anything else...

Hmm..
Idk if I told you guys this one before but...

A man was told to fix a porch, but he never got payed for his work.

Because it was "On the house"

[TheNightingale]

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand

Spoiler: show

https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=htt ... mrc&uact=8

The two ones are very funny XD

[smbx GaMERDoG]

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Still don't get ya.

[Cedur]

Student fails oral exam. Professor says: "Do you see the tree outside there? Once the tree has leaves again, you can come again."

[TheNightingale]

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.

I did not understand :V

[FireyPaperMario]

Here's a joke my friend Ben told me and my friends during science class back in 8th grade:

Ben: Hey Ryan!

Ryan: Yes Ben

Ben: Say Black in Spanish

Ryan: Negro

Ben: *Gasp* RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePieSkyHigh]

I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.

[TheNightingale]

I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.

I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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[PopYoshi]

What if we stop making jokes about chemistry and concentrate in what's going on?

......... NaH

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he was pathetic just like the joke


XDD

[FireyPaperMario]

I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.

I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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Sorry if i was using a offensive joke, again, I didn't tell that joke, my friend Ben did

[ThePieSkyHigh]

I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?

[TheNightingale]

am I right?

Yes (I think)

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Long time no see, so here's a few jokes:

What's the saddest type of song you can actually see?
Blue

What happens when a seagull reaches the bay?
A bagel!

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I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?

Edit: I meant don't see those jokes as funny when their told to you, or laugh at them. Because you laughing about those type of people I guess

[FireyPaperMario]

Here's a personally funny joke I told my older sister on the first time she travels to Thailand:

I message her on Facebook Messenger when she's going to Thailand this inside joke:

"Hey Sis, while you're in Thailand, don't get killed by a man wearing a eye patch* or a dictator named 'Bison'!"

And yeah, she find this hilarious. ^_^"

*If you don't know, the "Man wearing a eye patch" is a metaphor for Sagat from Street Fighter!

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Well, since I don't play that game, I guess I wouldn't understand.

Joke:

What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

[Cedur]

if your friend is a mathematician then never say "I love you" to them

you must say "I love you and only you"