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...Ireland has a civil war, and then France decides it is a good idea to...

...Have another revolution. Because why not? Meanwhile, the United Kingdom sits back and drinks a cup of tea, and the US...

EDIT: I've just realised my 400th post is an April Fools shitpost. Wow.

... Congratulates to the dwarven digger for reaching 400 posts and...

...then Texas secedes and becomes "The United States of Texas", annexing New Mexico and Nevada in the process. North and South Dakota merge into Dakota, which prompts North Carolina to do the totally-well-thought-out thing that is...

...Nuke everything to oblivion. What could possibly go wrong?...

...said Bubsy. He then gets annihilated by everything on the planet. India then decides to declare war on...

...Hyrule. Link realizes what’s happening and fights back but something is keeping him from doing that and that someone is...

... Gandhi...

...Who nukes the shit out of Hyrule due to an underflow error. Link sees this and...

then summons xDestroy and his army of alts to attack them!They then invade the world with link and nothing bad happens to them! Suddenly, Japan comes to...

...China's aid so that they can sue the ever-loving-hell out of Universal Studios, which results in 20th Century Fox getting bought out by SEGA to make the new Sonic 2019 film. The film is a hit, which means...

... Nothing. That's why Linik decides to appear for some reason and...

...then some text gets insKirby does the worst thing ever, which is...erted into the next part of the story, which breaks the continuity, and results in...

...Kirby appearing from nowhere to resolve the paradox. "That text had to come from somewhere" said Kirby, "So I made sure it came from the next person's post.".

... And it was me...said someone...

said weegee who was falling through a portal in the roof...

...Which led to a portal in the floor. But the reversed gravity cause Weegee to fall up into the roof portal again. This created a space bending paradox thatMario burst through the door shouting "Give-a me your spaghetti!"completely messed with the story, inserting random bits of text everywhere.

... And those bits said...

"skongfsoiubshuh8ret7yert78eryt7er8gbyhbnvcionhbxcvhb78vc9c76btcx67bcvgbc7vgv6xgcb67cgbc786g67g7zc8gb6c7gbcyhvgbxihkDemoUIH897gv67xcgv6x7cvxg798vgh8hiuhjhjkh" Mario didn't like this, so he...

... Found out that megaCDfan235 fell asleep on the keyboard so he...