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MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:12 am

...Ireland has a civil war, and then France decides it is a good idea to...

The Dwarven Digger · Postby **The Dwarven Digger** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:18 am

...Have another revolution. Because why not? Meanwhile, the United Kingdom sits back and drinks a cup of tea, and the US...

EDIT: I've just realised my 400th post is an April Fools shitpost. Wow.

TheNewGuy · Postby **TheNewGuy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:34 am

... Congratulates to the dwarven digger for reaching 400 posts and...

MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:36 am

...then Texas secedes and becomes "The United States of Texas", annexing New Mexico and Nevada in the process. North and South Dakota merge into Dakota, which prompts North Carolina to do the totally-well-thought-out thing that is...

The Dwarven Digger · Postby **The Dwarven Digger** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:39 am

...Nuke everything to oblivion. What could possibly go wrong?...

MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:40 am

...said Bubsy. He then gets annihilated by everything on the planet. India then decides to declare war on...

WildW · Postby **WildW** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:44 am

...Hyrule. Link realizes what’s happening and fights back but something is keeping him from doing that and that someone is...

TheNewGuy · Postby **TheNewGuy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:53 am

... Gandhi...

The Dwarven Digger · Postby **The Dwarven Digger** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:54 am

...Who nukes the shit out of Hyrule due to an underflow error. Link sees this and...

xDestroy · Postby **xDestroy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:54 am

then summons xDestroy and his army of alts to attack them!They then invade the world with link and nothing bad happens to them! Suddenly, Japan comes to...

MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:55 am

...China's aid so that they can sue the ever-loving-hell out of Universal Studios, which results in 20th Century Fox getting bought out by SEGA to make the new Sonic 2019 film. The film is a hit, which means...

TheNewGuy · Postby **TheNewGuy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:57 am

... Nothing. That's why Linik decides to appear for some reason and...

MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:58 am

...then some text gets insKirby does the worst thing ever, which is...erted into the next part of the story, which breaks the continuity, and results in...

The Dwarven Digger · Postby **The Dwarven Digger** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:00 am

...Kirby appearing from nowhere to resolve the paradox. "That text had to come from somewhere" said Kirby, "So I made sure it came from the next person's post.".

TheNewGuy · Postby **TheNewGuy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:01 am

... And it was me...said someone...

WildW · Postby **WildW** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:02 am

said weegee who was falling through a portal in the roof...

The Dwarven Digger · Postby **The Dwarven Digger** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:05 am

...Which led to a portal in the floor. But the reversed gravity cause Weegee to fall up into the roof portal again. This created a space bending paradox thatMario burst through the door shouting "Give-a me your spaghetti!"completely messed with the story, inserting random bits of text everywhere.

TheNewGuy · Postby **TheNewGuy** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:06 am

... And those bits said...

MegaCDFan235 · Postby **MegaCDFan235** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:06 am

"skongfsoiubshuh8ret7yert78eryt7er8gbyhbnvcionhbxcvhb78vc9c76btcx67bcvgbc7vgv6xgcb67cgbc786g67g7zc8gb6c7gbcyhvgbxihkDemoUIH897gv67xcgv6x7cvxg798vgh8hiuhjhjkh" Mario didn't like this, so he...