Puns

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:55 pm

My friend came up with this (his nickname is the Racist Bassist)

If Batman was black, he would be the very dark knight.

Superiorstar · Postby **Superiorstar** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:44 pm

Stap with them black jokes. it is very ignorant.
Moon people was a better explanation.

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:45 pm

Here's a horrible pun.

My cat got hurt, so it said "me ow!"

Vinyl Scratch · Postby **Vinyl Scratch** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:09 pm

KoolKat wrote:My friend came up with this (his nickname is the Racist Bassist)

If Batman was black, he would be the very dark knight.

KoolKat wrote:Here's a horrible pun.

My cat got hurt, so it said "me ow!"

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:10 pm

Vinyl Scratch wrote:
KoolKat wrote:My friend came up with this (his nickname is the Racist Bassist)

If Batman was black, he would be the very dark knight.

KoolKat wrote:Here's a horrible pun.

My cat got hurt, so it said "me ow!"

Essentially.
It's like most of the other threads with 5 pages - nobody cares

Postby **Magna** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:15 pm

Another anti-joke:
Why can't dinosaurs drive cars?

Spoiler: show

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:18 pm

Better anti-jokes:

Why didn't Bob die?
Because Bob was alive

anyway, this is a pun thread not an anti-joke thread wtf

silent_ · Postby **silent_** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:20 pm

I'm sorry, but there is a chance there are kids here, so I will just spoil this. Read at your own risk.

Spoiler: show

...wait, that's not a pun, is it?

Postby **Magna** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:24 pm

KoolKat wrote:Better anti-jokes:

Why didn't Bob die?
Because Bob was alive

anyway, this is a pun thread not an anti-joke thread wtf

Because Anti-jokes are a type of pun, too. Anyway...

What is brown, tastes bitter, and has low value in society?

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dragonfan96 · Postby **dragonfan96** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:23 am

This is what i think about these puns:

Its like a PUNishment to reed

MacheTheFerret · Postby **MacheTheFerret** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:23 am

Why do old cookies cost less?

Because they're on stale!

MacheTheFerret · Postby **MacheTheFerret** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:47 pm

Sorry for double posting but I just had to say it:
All of these puns have won my

dragonfan96 · Postby **dragonfan96** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:13 pm

Sorry that its blurry i guess you'll have to C for yourself on what it says:

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ragont · Postby **ragont** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:14 pm

this topic amkes me groan harder than when nien tries to seduce igno with his furry shit.

MistakesWereMade · Postby **MistakesWereMade** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:17 pm

Ragont™ wrote:this topic amkes me groan harder than when nien tries to seduce igno with his furry shit.

Does it make you feel hawkward?

ragont · Postby **ragont** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:26 pm

Nien wrote:
Ragont™ wrote:this topic amkes me groan harder than when nien tries to seduce igno with his furry shit.
Does it make you feel hawkward?

FUCKING SIGH

Postby **Magna** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:32 pm

When did this thread turn into tumblr all of a sudden like seriously these jokes are barely funny.

dragonfan96 · Postby **dragonfan96** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:35 pm

Blue Bomber wrote:When did this thread turn into tumblr all of a sudden like seriously these jokes are barely funny.

Don't you mean BEAR-ly?

ok i get it there un BEAR able to read....

DatDude · Postby **DatDude** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:14 pm

dragonfan96 wrote:
Blue Bomber wrote:When did this thread turn into tumblr all of a sudden like seriously these jokes are barely funny.

Don't you mean BEAR-ly?

ok i get it there un BEAR able to read....

Well, it is a BEAR neccessary.

Also, "Prepare to be eggs-terminated!"