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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you sex muncher? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hugging Department, and I’ve been involved in numerous hugging raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in guerilla hugs and I’m the top hugger in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another hugging target. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been hugged before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of huggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hugs, friend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your frown. You’re fucking hugged, buddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Huggine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to hug your little sexy ass off the face of the continent, you little sweetheart. If only you could have known what unholy hugging your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking arms together. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sexy beast. I will shit hugs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hugged, pal.