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Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:36 am
by Danny
Like I maybe just played the best match I could get so far as Zeus but I needed to build Dagon sooner.

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:39 am
by ragont
dagons shit

the best item is mjollnir

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:22 am
by Danny
Need feedback on my performance should I go Zeus next time I play while I'm busying myself learning all of the other heroes.

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:52 am
by TheLordKhon
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mfw

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 12:37 pm
by qig
TheLordKhon wrote:Image


mfw
éX¡LèD BioShock

Kreygasm

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:44 pm
by ragont

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:02 pm
by MistakesWereMade
Hello ladies and gentlemen, let me spare you the story of thelordkhon.

One day, khon was walking down the mid lane, the thoughts crossing his mind were "Oh man, time to hit some creeps, this is so exciting!", he was preparing his mouse, carefully last hitting each creep one by one, but then, a sudden change of events happened, he started to feel an evil pressence, something so evil that it eve- it was a fucking techies and he used suicide on khon and he almost died.

He felt sad and frustrated, having to back away from the lane to heal on the fountain, he asked his fellow comrades to purchase observer wards to ensure his own and everyone else's safety. To his dissapointment, one of his teammates responded:
"ctrm asco de brewmaster report"
He then found himself in a game where 3 of his teammates were intentionally feeding and speaking monkey spanish, he thought everything was lost, he had no motivation to keep pressing on, until he heard what seemed like a divine voice in his head.

It was the voice of JoeyFireFlower, khon was amazed by this miracle, but he paid close attention to his words, which were the following:

"Use the power of beneficial cancer to destroy the evil pressence in the mafia subforum"

Being more confused by this message than ragont about his sexual preference, he then realized he could carry his teammates to victory, he realized he had 2k more mmr than everyone in the game, and he realized that he had more testicles than XBOCT.

Once he won the game, he cried tears of joy, and he heard a knock on his door. Once he went to attend the door, he openned it and found someone who was none other than the malicious Ignoritus.

Terrified by this, Khon ran as fast as he could from him, but ignoritus gave chase and kept up the pace. Once khon could not run any longer due to his condition, igno had him cornered, he then showed khon what seemed to be none other than fallingsnow's apple sprite. Then, he told khon the following.

"You are now TheLordKhan and you shall forever be called by that name"

Afterwards, igno threw the sprite at khon, and he got infected with autism and knocked unconcious.

THE END.

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:14 pm
by Danny
What was the apple sprite actually because I think I didn't get to see it but I've heard of it.

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:15 pm
by MegaMario1500
the reason i don't play dota 2 is because thelordkhan ruined it for me

thanks khan

i now csgo and i get money from weapons

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:32 pm
by FallingSnow
8bitmushroom wrote:What was the apple sprite actually because I think I didn't get to see it but I've heard of it.
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Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:55 pm
by ragont
Nien wrote:Being more confused by this message than ragont about his sexual preference
what the fuck

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:13 am
by Danny
FallingSnow wrote:
8bitmushroom wrote:What was the apple sprite actually because I think I didn't get to see it but I've heard of it.
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Oh yeah I've seen it before.

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:47 pm
by TheLordKhon
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viva peru muchachos

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:20 pm
by ragont
TheLordKhappa.Ez

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:04 am
by ragont

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:31 pm
by TheLordKhon
http://pastebin.com/RXH8zHZH


now thats what gonna separate mens from childs

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:50 pm
by qig
TheLordKhon wrote:http://pastebin.com/RXH8zHZH


now thats what gonna separate mens from childs
let go

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:31 am
by ragont
so it begins
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Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:53 am
by ragont
and ive been sitting here wondering why my winrate with luna has been goign down. Xd

Re: DOTA 2

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:21 am
by TheLordKhon
ragont wrote:and ive been sitting here wondering why my winrate with luna has been goign down. Xd
is ur name peter dager??