The Ebola Outbreak

[Anphiba]

I'm okay. I wear disposable gloves and I carry very powerful soap and disinfectant wherever I go.
I also overcook my food and wear surgical masks.
I don't eat at restaurants and I stay away from everybody I see, even my family.
I always sit here in my nice, germ-free, quiet home.
I've had 23 vaccines for any possible disease I know,
And I have 12 different sets of Antibiotics just in case I ever get sick.
I've made contacts for 9 doctors and I used half my bank account on health insurance.

I encourage everybody in Europe to do the same.
No, JK, I don't really do all that, but I do still wear disposable gloves, because, I mean, they're fun!!
But I know this isn't a laughing matter.
I don't actually know what to do, and I don't want to leave my house anymore.
I feel bad for these people.
I don't want to die. I'm too young to die. I haven't had 70+ years yet.
I need to finish my project.
I need to finish my GFX pack.
I'm being way calmer than I should be. I'm also sounding like an asshole...
I actually remember seeing a thing on Television about the Ebola outbreak, where they said that it actually is airborne, and It can travel from country to country in the matter of hours.
I hope there are doctors trying to fix this. The outbreak in Europe makes me want to come to the U.S.

[Sevennights]

Man... i hear this everywhere on the news... i don't really believe that we all are going to get it yet, maybe, but still they are doing thier job... right...?

[OneOf99]

Guys, if any of you have the time, you should read "The Hot Zone". It is a true story about an ebola outbreak in Reston,Virginia. The place was quarantined and nobody died. I just want to make a point that just because Ebola is in the US (or wherever you are), it has nothing to do with who will be infected. What we should be worried about is the safety of all the doctors in Africa who must come face-to-face with these patients. This is a serious matter, but shouldn't be afraid of your death right now. Let's all take a nice deep breath and calm down. Just remember- we should only be worrying about those in the infected villages right now.

Good job if you read all that.

[Warlock]

I actually remember seeing a thing on Television about the Ebola outbreak, where they said that it actually is airborne, and It can travel from country to country in the matter of hours.

Ebola is NOT airborne.

Oh yeah, you can remove the UK from the list. The woman who everyone SAID was infected was given the all-clear a few days ago.

[Anphiba]

ok... i still hide because im antisocial and i try not to be seen.

[Warlock]

Well, I'd certainly know that, you being in my closet!!! ;D

Anyway, It has been confirmed that NO Ebola cases are in my country at the moment, so I can relax.

[RudeGuy]

I've heard that there is a thing (don't know names of medical things) which cured some americans with the Ebola.

[Anphiba]

WHAT THE FUCK!?! THEY HAVE A CURE FOR EBOLA? WHICH DOCTOR FOUND THAT OUT!?! I NEED HIM!!

EDIT: Ok. That sounded really stupid. I didn't know that they already had a cure, but since I live in the UK, I was worried that Ebola would reach my country.
Sorry about that stupid comment!!

[Warlock]

WHAT THE FUCK!?! THEY HAVE A CURE FOR EBOLA? WHICH DOCTOR FOUND THAT OUT!?! I NEED HIM!!

EDIT: Ok. That sounded really stupid. I didn't know that they already had a cure, but since I live in the UK, I was worried that Ebola would reach my country.
Sorry about that stupid comment!!

You live in the UK? Are you British or something?

Oh yeah, and by the way, Ebola HAS come to the UK. A nurse is being treated in an Ebola isolation unit in North London after he caught it working in Sierra Leone.

Also, if they found a cure for it, that would make the virus a BL3. It's still a BL4 as far as I've concerned.

[lighthouse64]

WHAT THE FUCK!?! THEY HAVE A CURE FOR EBOLA? WHICH DOCTOR FOUND THAT OUT!?! I NEED HIM!!

EDIT: Ok. That sounded really stupid. I didn't know that they already had a cure, but since I live in the UK, I was worried that Ebola would reach my country.
Sorry about that stupid comment!!

You live in the UK? Are you British or something?

Oh yeah, and by the way, Ebola HAS come to the UK. A nurse is being treated in an Ebola isolation unit in North London after he caught it working in Sierra Leone.

Also, if they found a cure for it, that would make the virus a BL3. It's still a BL4 as far as I've concerned.

Ebola is just bad period

[Anphiba]

A nurse is being treated in an Ebola isolation unit in North London after he caught it working in Sierra Leone.

Ok, why is it only the nurses that get sick and not the doctors? I've heard of more nurses getting sick than doctors.
And that nurse is a "he?" That's weird. I haven't been with a guy nurse before. I've never seen one.

[Julia Pseudo]

^
Medical professionals are nurses before they go through enough school to become doctors, no matter their gender.

[lighthouse64]

^
Medical professionals are nurses before they go through enough school to become doctors, no matter their gender.

So the nurses try to treat things before doctors??? Is that what you're saying?

[Danny]

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It's now in the USA. Hurray!

[lighthouse64]

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It's now in the USA. Hurray!

O.O
That isn't good at all...

[aero]

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It's now in the USA. Hurray!

Good luck Ebola-Chan!

[Anphiba]

I've heard that people in the Southern region of the U.S. are getting sick because of Ebola now.
Helpful tips:
Stuff you learned in Grade School.
Wash your hands before and after you eat.
Avoid restaurants.
Avoid elevators.
Brush your teeth 3 times a day.
Keep your hands away from your face.
Use gloves when working around dirt, chemicals, or anything really nasty and dirty.
Use bandages for all your cuts, and don't touch the inside of the bandage. I recommend Band-Aid brand.
Stay away from people in hospitals.
Get rid of your pets.
Don't pick your nose. (I should be talking to a 1st Grader about this one.)
Clean your ears.
Use moist shampoo/conditioner. No dandruff. That stuff is bad. And so is lice.
Dispose of trash as soon as you can. Don't throw stuff away and wait 3 years before dumping your can into the truck.
No microwaved food or beverages.
When talking on a cellphone: Get a bluetooth. Don't stick that phone in your ear.
Don't share any food or drinks with other people, not even your twin sister.
Clean your devices every week. Your keyboard on that computer will be nasty, sticky, and sweaty. Playing SMBX for 6 Hours and having 2 PB&J Breaks will do that.
DO NOT touch anyone. Anyone at all. If you would like to hug your mom, get her to take a 10 minute shower and decontaminate her entire body.
No Pepsi. That's a rule even if there isn't an ebola outbreak.
Make your bed and fluff your pillow every night, and wash your sheets. Dust attracts many viruses and diseases.
Keep needles, drugs, alcahol, or any other chemicals away from you. I heard ebola is common in that stuff.
And, never drive in someone elses car. And also, use a cover for your steering wheel.
If you follow all this simple advice, you have a VERY low chance of getting ebola.
Oh yeah, and they have confirmed. Ebola is not airborne.
Worry not, random pedestrians, we will all survive.

[MrPunchia]

I'm lucky I live in Canada. Canada scans for Ebola from people coming into the country.

[Mable]

Stuff you learned in Grade School.

I doubt stuff they learned there helps bc what you learn there is something you get told everyday. And honestly if some people don't care about theirself and don't wash theirself everyday it's their fault.

[lighthouse64]

I think it made it to germany...