Who Would Win!?

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:03 pm

Kep wrote:Voldemort, obviously
He's totally invincible and he could kill someone with a flick of the wand

Back when I was a Potter fanboy and my friends were Star Wars fanboys we argued this:

"but avada kedavra i mean like dats instakill"

"but lightsaber blox laser bullets y it not block spelllllz"

Basically, it's a tie

but Voldemort b/c fanboy mode

silent_ · Postby **silent_** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:08 pm

KoolKat wrote:Back when I was a Potter fanboy

Goddamn I read the books years ago and I'm still a Potter fanboy

Also, I wouldn't call it a tie, I would just look at the fact that "voldemort can instantly kill someone by merely saying "Avada Kedavra" and "yoda has a weapon, but it doesn't instantly kill someone".
By the way I've never watched Star Wars so if the laser bullets DO instantly kill someone than my mistake.

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:11 pm

I sorta still am, but not to the extent of getting the broom out of the closet and writing "firebolt 2" on it.

Postby **Raster** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:27 pm

If it's JK Rowling's Voldemort, then yeah he wins. If it's the Voldemort from the movies, probably Yoda.

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:28 pm

Raster wrote:If it's JK Rowling's Voldemort, then yeah he wins. If it's the Voldemort from the movies, probably Yoda.

LOL, but certainly true. He seemed less threatening and more just socially awkward in the movies (except the first one).

Postby **Murphmario** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:24 pm

Please do Octamus Prime VS GladOS VS Mega Man VS The Twins.

*pages in case you dont know who is who:
GladOS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS
Mega Man: http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Mega_Man_(character)
Octamus Prime: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Optimus_Prime_(G1)
The Twins: http://terraria.gamepedia.com/The_Twins

Anyways, on the pole, Yoda. He would use the force to crush Voldemort. With 10 cars.

silent_ · Postby **silent_** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:28 pm

Murphmario wrote:He would use the force to crush Voldemort. With 10 cars.

You can't kill Voldemort.

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:26 pm

Kep wrote:
Murphmario wrote:He would use the force to crush Voldemort. With 10 cars.
You can't kill Voldemort.

Well, assuming this takes place before the last 100 pages of the seventh book, at least (or whatever the effing number is)

Postby **Raster** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:28 pm

KoolKat wrote:
Raster wrote:If it's JK Rowling's Voldemort, then yeah he wins. If it's the Voldemort from the movies, probably Yoda.
LOL, but certainly true. He seemed less threatening and more just socially awkward in the movies (except the first one).

Not only that but they nerfed him big time. He could no longer one-shot people and the ending made him a joke.

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:30 pm

Raster wrote:
KoolKat wrote:
Raster wrote:If it's JK Rowling's Voldemort, then yeah he wins. If it's the Voldemort from the movies, probably Yoda.
LOL, but certainly true. He seemed less threatening and more just socially awkward in the movies (except the first one).
Not only that but they nerfed him big time. He could no longer one-shot people and the ending made him a joke.

I would def have to agree with that as well. Plus adding the spell connections to everything made stuff weird. I mean they took away 100% Priori but still...

anyway we're getting off topic now.

qig · Postby **qig** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:10 pm

goku would win

zioy · Postby **zioy** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:11 pm

qig wrote:goku would win

qig would win.

ragont · Postby **ragont** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:21 pm

KoolKat wrote:qig would win.

Nice joke.

SMBXRaptor · Postby **SMBXRaptor** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:22 am

of cource yoda!

Vinyl Scratch · Postby **Vinyl Scratch** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:35 am

First thing that comes to mind at the sight of this topic

HenryRichard · Postby **HenryRichard** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:54 pm

Yoda would win if he wasn't dead. I'm going to assume you went back in time to get him while he was still alive. Just make sure to take him back, ok?

RudeGuy · Postby **RudeGuy** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:01 pm

I voted for Voldemort. He still have aveda kedabra.

silent_ · Postby **silent_** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:04 pm

i don't see how voldemort is losing when he's invincible and can't die
and if you can't die, you can't lose

Postby **Julia Pseudo** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:43 pm

^
Yoda can't really die either, upon being "killed" he just becomes one with the Force.

Thetoxicminecrafter1 · Postby **Thetoxicminecrafter1** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:58 pm

It was definitely a large debate between Voldemort and Yoda this week, however Yoda won with 14 votes to 10 votes for Voldemort. This week its a battle between two large antagonists from different universes. Lex Luthor who is one of Superman's largest foes, and Batman's arch-nemesis The Joker. REMEMBER not only to post who you voted for and what they have that would help them win BUT also post who you want to fight in the Week 10 special where the most requested people will be put up for a battle!