Funny Jokes Topic

[ThePieSkyHigh]

To check your time zone, the clock will always be in the bottom right corner. (Unless you've moved it which is possible)

Then I think from there you can check your time zone (In Windows 10 I think you'd go into settings and mess around until your find a time option?)

[PixelPest]

To check your time zone, the clock will always be in the bottom right corner. (Unless you've moved it which is possible)

Then I think from there you can check your time zone (In Windows 10 I think you'd go into settings and mess around until your find a time option?)

Again, back on topic please

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Alright.. Sorry

[Mr Boboo]

A scientist and his assistant walk into a bar.

The scientist asks the bartender for some H2O. The assistant asks for water, and tells the scientist that he can just say water, since they're not in the lab right now.

The scientist frowns. His murder plot has failed.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

I don't get the murder plan behind this XD

[TheHazmatGuy]

Me neither. Probably because i'm a 13 year old idiot.
Its probably some science concept i'll understand when i'm older.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

XDD

Here's a new pun:

What happens when you stab fabric

You'd KILT it

[smbx GaMERDoG]

Yo dawg I heard you like deathmatch so I modified Doom to surf the web so you can deathmatch while you surf the web.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

are you talking to me? Because then no.

[TheNightingale]

Julian annoys too much to Julius, so Julius said to Julian:

- You know count, Julian?

Then Julian answered:

- Of course

And Julius excalimed:

- Then don't count on me!

XD

EDIT: Title changed

[ThePieSkyHigh]

What does a frog do when it wants to hide? It uses an invisibility croak

Last one:

What does fashion do when it’s in a rush? It takes the runway

[TheHazmatGuy]

One i used in the discord server.


"My mechanical level creation is going smoothly.
You could say its.. Going like clockwork!"

[ThePieSkyHigh]

WHYY XDD

I think I have a wind pun but.. Hmmm...

Idk..

I think it blew away

[FireyPaperMario]

I did share this joke with the SMBX community in the past, but I'm gonna share with y'all again, Just for the members that wasn't around at that time:

Me and my friends where going on a nature hike, and after we all meet up at the end of the trail, 1 of my friends said he saw a Scorpion.

And I ask my friend, "Did the Scorpion tell you and your group 'GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!'"?

[ThePieSkyHigh]

I still don't uh.. Get it..

[FireyPaperMario]

I still don't uh.. Get it..

It's the famous catchphrase from Mortal Kombat. And there's a character named Scorpion.

I guess you haven't played MK yet

[Mr Boboo]

I don't get the murder plan behind this XD

Me neither. Probably because i'm a 13 year old idiot.
Its probably some science concept i'll understand when i'm older.

The joke is that he was supposed to say "I want some H2O too" which sounds like "H2O2." H2O2 is hydrogen poroxide and would kill you if you drank it.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

XD OH DANG

[TheHazmatGuy]

Oh yeah, at school the day after, i told my friend the joke. he explained to me that it's a poison.
Thanks for the more in-depth explanation, though!

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Ok here's one:

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh XD