Puns

[Murphmario]

Minecraft one:

I will Nether love you.

Kirby:

Wow, I never knew Kirby sucked!

Random:

Hey look, Valtteri's Back! *shows Valtteri's back*

[Keddy]

I can't believe what I just bread.
All those puns are a bunch of bologna
Lettuce review why though...
you've mustard up some bad puns
not to mention the cheesy ones
so why don't you just ketchup
and EAT IT cuz ya just got served!

[silent_]

Also, Kep, have you been drinking any milk lately? Because this topic is an udder mess.

You're very amoosing, Joey. I calfed my udder off.

[Navi]

How to make a Star Wars character musician:
Han Solo
Han Duet
Han Trio
Han Quartet
Han Choir

[aero]

How to make a Star Wars character musician:
Han Solo
Han Duet
Han Trio
Han Quartet
Han Choir

So far so good, but how far can you go?

[Navi]

Hm... 50-50 km per hour.

[MrPunchia]

Have you seen the movie Constipation?

No.

It hasn't come out yet!

[Vinyl Scratch]

Did you hear about the circus burning down? I heard it was in tents.

[TangledLion]

Oy Vi! this is getting pun-berible!

[ragont]

oh god FUCK NO
FUCK THIS
NO FUCKING NO

[HenryRichard]

This topic is so punderful. You guys are all so punny. Rapunzel would be proud.

[Sevennights]

I have all these item and i either throw them or place them... ok scene set.. and....

Hay there, i have a joke that will blow you away, or would you leather hear it from someone else, or i night have to rod you, fine dont frame me to be someone I'm not, or I'll leaf.

[zioy]

Are you kitten me? That was a clawful pun! Would you like to tell me the tail of how you came up with that?

[Zeldamaster12]

Very punny guys, very punny.

[silent_]

a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses up his ass

the doctor described his condition as stable

[DatDude]

Me when creating a level with Atom Bills, Torpedo Teds, Sniper Bills and Bullet Bill Launchers:

"This is going to be a blast, literally."

When fighting Bowser with only one live left, and no powerup:
"If i DO NOT WIN THIS, i will personally use my Bow-ser to murder Bowser."

Now for non-SMBX:
*When seeing a chain of fire-related puns*
Guys, guys guys, you all need to cool down, or else we might start a flame war which would be scorching for the people who hates flaming.

[MrPunchia]

Squirtle dumped water on my PC during a flame war.

[MacheTheFerret]

If Kayne West turned 180 degrees, would he be Kayne East?
If 50 Cent found another 50 Cent, would they be a dollar?
If De Niro was on the opposite side of the Earth from you, would he be De Faro?
If Ellen Page was cloned, and her clones were stacked on top of each other, would they be Ellen Book?
If Morgan Freeman became a slave, would he be Morgan NOT Freeman?
If Emma Stone took drugs, would she be Emma Stoned?
If Johnny Depp contemplated the meaning of life and the universe, would he be Johnny Deep?
If Stephen Colbert put on a large fur coat, would he be Stephen Warmbert?
If Christian Bale never believed in any religion, would he be Atheist Bale?
If Heidi Klum constantly bumped into things, would she be Heidi Clumsy?
If Nicolas Cage got thrown in jail, would he be Nicolas Caged?
If Mark Ruffalo transformed into a bison, would he be Mark Buffalo?
If Newt Gingrich lost all his money, would he be Newt Gingpoor?
If Taylor Swift came in last at a race, would she be Taylor Slow?

A duck was interviewed about these celebrity puns. He reveals that they quacked him up.

[Magna]

I have an anti-joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

Spoiler: show

An astronaut.

[Vinyl Scratch]

Why was the black man running from the cop??

Spoiler: show

They were playing tag