Discord Quotes Topic

[MECHDRAGON777]

[aero]

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLddr0DhA1Q
YouTube
Nicholas Fedorov
⑨ cirno_video_005 ⑨

you're welcome

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:57 PM
#mafia
get that shit out of here

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:57 PM
no

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:57 PM
nigga
you want to throw down?

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:58 PM
sure

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:58 PM
grabs you by your chin and kisses hehe just kidding ;3

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:58 PM
wat

[JupiHornet]

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLddr0DhA1Q
YouTube
Nicholas Fedorov
⑨ cirno_video_005 ⑨

you're welcome

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:57 PM
#mafia
get that shit out of here

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:57 PM
no

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:57 PM
nigga
you want to throw down?

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:58 PM
sure

Chicken Nugget Scoon - Today at 7:58 PM
grabs you by your chin and kisses hehe just kidding ;3

JupiHornet (Turtwig) - Today at 7:58 PM
wat

sexual abuse, man

[Alagirez]

<YoshiEgg12 | IT'S A PIKACHU> 5:10 PM comic sans is my favorite font
<Shroom> 5:11 PM mine is Cambria
<Sirmentio> 5:11 PM ☉⏝☉
<★ CamachoWolf ★> 5:11 PM Mine is..... Idk
<Sirmentio> 5:11 PM Roboto
I am a simple man
<★ CamachoWolf ★> 5:12 PM Gn
<spinningstar> 5:12 PM wingdings is my waifu
<★ CamachoWolf ★> 5:13 PM calibri is teh best
or times new roman
<Shroom> 5:14 PM Calibri is overused these days
<Spoon> 5:14 PM it's the standard font
the one you start when you boot up Word
<Shroom> 5:17 PM I know
but I was never fond with it
<spinningstar> 5:17 PM there's also the great and wonderful comic papyrus font
<Shroom> 5:17 PM especially because it was the favorite font of my former history teacher ... who I disliked
<BattLatt> 5:22 PM everyone knows the best font is
Windings
<Shroom> 5:22 PM totally win

lol congrats windings for winning the contest

[Cedur]

<Amy-Yuka> I never can keep a yoshi
<Shroom> lol same
<<3 bossedit8 <3> it's difficult to keep up a Yoshi nowadays
<Shroom> well you can carry a Yoshi up a ladder, can't you :3
<Amy-Yuka> I kill my yoshis
<<3 bossedit8 <3> if there's a way
<Shroom> It works with grabbable stuff at least
<<3 bossedit8 <3> @Amy-Yuka aw '^'
<Amy-Yuka> They always run into the abyss... RIP
<<3 bossedit8 <3> rip
<Shroom> so much for "survival instinct"
<<3 bossedit8 <3> anyway, gonna sleep again for a bit
<Amy-Yuka> Nighties, Boss.
<<3 bossedit8 <3> <3
<Shroom> rest in dreams bossy

[ShadowStarX]

<ShadowStarX> What's the advantage of either Hillary or Trump winning?
<Mechdragon777> The other one loses.

This happened on bossedit's server in voice channel though but that honest (and true and funny) response was priceless imo.

[Amine Retro]

[TUWAN]

I forget who said it, but:

Person A: I have this recurring nightmare
where a hamburger is chasing me
and trying to kill be

Bossedit: Then eat it

[Amine Retro]

<aristocrat> @spinda can we ban amine retro

(does this count as double-posting?)

[PixelPest]

<aristocrat> @spinda can we ban amine retro

(does this count as double-posting?)

How would this count as Double-Posting lol? Someone posted after your previous post already

[bossedit8]

I forget who said it, but:

Person A: I have this recurring nightmare
where a hamburger is chasing me
and trying to kill be

Bossedit: Then eat it

YoshiEgg did it probably.

[aero]

Out of context but here

[Cedur]

Spoiler: show

<Valtteri> i think i know how trump won now
it baffled me how half of the us can be racist but i kind of realize now that not all of the trump voters were racists necessarily
they had to choose between change in the white house (so not hillary because she would have meant more of the same) and hillary
and the change would come with a racist
they didn't necessarily agree with the racist and mysogynistic stuff but their lives sucked
and they could kind of live with the racist misogynistic stuff trump kept spouting
because they're white men and it doesn't affect them lol
still makes them kind of self centered but i kind of get it
they thought trump might be able to make their lives suck less
i do not get women voting for trump at all though
that's definitely a vote against their own interest

<Aristocrat> thats what i tried to tell you earlier this week ffs lmao
<Valtteri> it's such a shame trump is bringing racism back in the white house tenfold though
<Aristocrat> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Valtteri> gets to shape up the next generation's supreme court too
and all this after the first black president
<The0x539> hmm
<RsupertheGreat> my question is: black or white president

<Valtteri> it's like you think for a second, with the first black president the racism is going away but then BOOM
<Aristocrat> i mean
<Valtteri> AMERICA ELECTS A HARD CORE WHITE SUPREMACIST
FUCK FEMALE PRESIDENTS
<RsupertheGreat> america is now lead to disaster

<Aristocrat> people were dissatisfied with obama, which isnt his fault because he couldnt do much against a mostly republican senate that blocked all his decisions, but now people want the opposite of obama because they think it will actually change things
<Valtteri> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ZLAT7BY_s
<RsupertheGreat> .-.
lel
<Aristocrat> can we just
abolish any sort of government in america

<Valtteri> sounds good
why is the senate so republican
all of the 8 years with obama they rejected everything he proposed because they can't agree with a black man
then a republican gets elected and they'll probably accept anything he says
that's not fair

<Aristocrat> tbh
i dont actually think thats the case
a lot of republicans didnt agree with trump either
so this is indeed an interesting situation

<Valtteri> we'll see i guess
man sometimes you're just happy you're not american right xD lmao
they say with trump being so pro putin russia might go on a conquering spree(edited)
but i can't really see that coming
better sit back and enjoy the show
i spelled putin with a g
<Aristocrat> pugin

<Shroom> this would be a real hammer ... if the elector council would tilt the voting result, as requested by anti-Trump demonstrations
<Aristocrat> >would be a real hammer
<Valtteri> btw can someone tell me how it's ok that the electoral college produced a different result than popular vote
<Aristocrat> because thats how the election process works lmao
<Valtteri> but why
<Aristocrat> idk man
<Valtteri> i don't understand why it needs to be like this
<Shroom> you mean the "winner takes all" principle?
<Valtteri> yeah what is it accomplishing
<Aristocrat> that and the fact that the college people can change their decision if they dont agree

<Valtteri> that's fucking weird too but i don't think that's what happened
i'm pretty sure they always pick the one that got the most votes in the state
<RsupertheGreat> my reaction is: are they drunk
no
actually
<Aristocrat> yes
but the fact that they technically could is absurd to me
<Valtteri> yeah that's not democratic
<Wind> bernie should have become president

<Valtteri> actually with the democratic nominee the super delegates actually went against the popular choice
bernie got more votes but the delegates who ultimately get to decide the result went
"idc i'm picking hillary lmao"
which would normally be viewed as a direct violation of democratic principles but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Shroom> do the US actually claim to be a democracy
<Valtteri> I'm pretty sure they do yeah lol
<Spinda> like the democratic people's republic of north korea or w/e it's called
<Shroom> Wikipedia says: "Germany - parliamentary democracy, USA: presidential republic"
<Aristocrat> so technically
<Valtteri> i guess it's not in their title but i'm pretty sure it's common to say that the us is a democracy

[Amine Retro]

me, bossedit, Ryaa and wind drank a lot of bleach today, a LOT.

[PixelPest]

Ace: what the heck is an armosphere
Valtteri: i think it could be a misspelling of "milkshake"
Valtteri: idk

[MacDuckBeat]

I love how they describing me that I have a Lakitu avatar. :3

[Cedur]

Here's all of the math jokes I collected and posted through December (didn't finish the last two days because I was too busy these days and also forgot)

December 1st - 5th: http://pastebin.com/t77Kd8tV
December 6th - 10th: http://pastebin.com/wi8CawdC
December 11th - 15th: http://pastebin.com/hxUbYHcj
December 16th - 22nd: http://pastebin.com/NCQh9mZ4

[Sevennights]

Some short story in discord people make ehh?

[TUWAN]

today someone in the discord chat said "Go away you stupid weeaboo" and that started a bunch of people posting anime for the next 30 mins

[Navi]

I'm so sorry I didnt know the mari joke started it all ;~; (the anime shitposting)

it was the 'go away weaboo' that heated it up even more though.