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Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:14 pm
by Bomber57
it's back, and meaner than ever!
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:23 pm
by Ness-Wednesday
Yeah, I did needed that swear in the end anyways, I wish I wasn't being retarted back then.
No really, I just felt like a big retard when I started with this.
But that was so funny, and the Background should have been a thing.
Am I the only one who pictures inappropriate thoughts with you holding a Billy Gun against the bosses (especially Ninten and Villager who get shipped like crazy).
Two facts that makes me look retarded compared to now:
1. It was originally a blank file, I thought it was going to recognize its design (pretty dath huh?), I suddenly saved it as an empty file so I had to do it again.
2. In the lava ride, there was originally a corner piece so it would get stuck (expected to hope it would go over it).
Yeah.... I should probably stop making fun of random characters design or quotes.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:30 pm
by Imaynotbehere4long
DarkMatt wrote:I mean shit at least MaGLX doesn't subject you to the absolute worst first.
Not sure what you were trying to say, but MaGL X
does put the last-place levels first, just like the Tower of Biases.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:37 pm
by DarkMatt
Ness-Wednesday wrote:But that was so funny, and the Background should have been a thing.
Am I the only one who pictures inappropriate thoughts with you holding a Billy Gun against the bosses (especially Ninten and Villager who get shipped like crazy).
I'll give you this: you understand what you did wrong. Which means, if you try again, you know what not to do for next time. That's a good thing, and despite the many dirks in your level, you do have some good ideas.
There are so many who don't do this. Hell, one of them's in this tier.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:42 pm
by Ness-Wednesday
DarkMatt wrote:Ness-Wednesday wrote:But that was so funny, and the Background should have been a thing.
Am I the only one who pictures inappropriate thoughts with you holding a Billy Gun against the bosses (especially Ninten and Villager who get shipped like crazy).
I'll give you this: you understand what you did wrong. Which means, if you try again, you know what not to do for next time. That's a good thing, and despite the many dirks in your level, you do have some good ideas.
There are so many who don't do this. Hell, one of them's in this tier.
But this time, Villager would be the only one there because of the quote in the end.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:58 pm
by JupiHornet
I'm ready for this >:]
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:16 pm
by as303298
Damn this was a jolly good read DM. I truly look forward to your opinions/review of the remainder of this Tower.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:03 pm
by Superiorstar
Barney was all the hype.
also cheating through joke levels.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:57 pm
by DarkMatt
Superiorstar wrote:also cheating through joke levels.
I'm sure this is what they wanted.
I'm doubly sure they didn't actually want me to try PLAYING it, god forbid.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:13 pm
by DarkMatt
Last week has been the most exhausting week ever. I am not the only one in my town who thought this.
It's finally over, so I should be able to start working on this again. Next tier will be up by tomorrow. this week.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 6:20 pm
by Ness-Wednesday
Beware DarkMatt, you're going to ecounter through the most annoying levels ever made in this contest after Tier 3!
You've been warned, no really I swear there are many levels between Tiers 4-10 that are quite cruel with things.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:58 pm
by JupiHornet
DarkMatt wrote:Last week has been the most exhausting week ever. I am not the only one in my town who thought this.
It's finally over, so I should be able to start working on this again. Next tier will be up by tomorrow. this week.
dat edit tho
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next tier!
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:28 pm
by aero
DarkMatt wrote:It's finally over, so I should be able to start working on this again. Next tier will be up by tomorrow. this year.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:29 pm
by DarkMatt
AeroMatter wrote:DarkMatt wrote:It's finally over, so I should be able to start working on this again. Next tier will be up by tomorrow. this year.
SHUT UP. I'M DOING IT NOW.
Though yeah I probably won't be updating it all that often.
Message of the Day: The ideal for me is to actually CHOOSE which level I want, but that has the drawback of me starting from the best, working down, and stopping before I play the shittier levels.
VLDC is probably the best we're going to get. It sorts the best levels into Best, the worst levels into Worst, and then it randomly spreads the rest of the levels into separate themes. Even if that doesn't sound all that impressive, what is is that you are given the choice not to play any level. HOWEVER, to get the 100% bonus, you have to finish all the exits. (that isn't kaizo shit because fuck kaizo shit)
Like this, you are given a choice to skip over the crappier levels and just play the ones that sound good, and you are given an incentive to finish all of them. Nothing is forced.
Course, I myself play all these levels because I have to. But not everyone is me. Not everyone is a mariosfag that just runs his face into levels until he eventually figures out they're all shit. There are other people out there. Appeal to them. Give them a choice.
#69:
Jungle Rhythm
Who to Blame: alti0204tri
Gameplay: 4 / 10
Aesthetics: 7 / 10
Pain Bonus: 2 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 4.33
DarkMatt sez: Something tells me you didn't playtest this. There's a couple of jumps that are either really unfair or impossible without a little help. Then there's all the shit I pointed out in the screenshot that I did not want to do. (And that probably isn't all of them.) I didn't finish this level. Somehow, someway, this level looks like it'd be simple but it has incredibly subtle ways to break your balls. I have to applaud this guy's ways, but I have to take points off, especially for the more grating shit he did. Pick a gimmick and stick with it next time.
#68:
Secret Desert Tar Sands
Who to Blame: Cosmik
Gameplay: 3 / 10
Aesthetics: 4 / 10
Loading Bonus: 2 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 3
DarkMatt sez: Wow, this level did NOT have much and what it did have I had to fucking wait for. THANKS. Boring as shit, a mess, questionable style, and so little subtance. Only thing going for this shit is that it had an idea. An idea I hated, but an idea still.
#67:
Cold Mansion
Who to Blame: jasonbt
Gameplay: 3 / 10
Aesthetics: 2 / 10
Variety Bonus: 2 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 2.33
DarkMatt sez: Yet ANOTHER level that did not have a lot of length. However, this had a lot of substance in the form of a lot, A LOT, of fire-and-forget challenges. All wrapped in a generic SMW Ghost House wrapper. It's like I just ate cheap imitation chocolate. This is a fucking mess, not a level.
#66:
Summer Island
Who to Blame: blue_kirby
Gameplay: 3 / 10
Aesthetics: 3 / 10
Nice Meme! Bonus: 2 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 2.66
DarkMatt sez: You know I could say this level was ass, but just look at the screenshot. That speaks more volumes about this level than I ever can.
#65:
Chocolate Cereal
Who to Blame: Luigifan2010
Gameplay: 3 / 10
Aesthetics: 3 / 10
Subcon Bonus: 2 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 2.66
DarkMatt sez: A bland, boring ass level that had some decent graphics and then some terrible-looking graphics. It also had a completely ineffective gimmick that did nothing but make me do the level backwards except 5% different. FUN!
#64:
Cosmic Underwater Tiles
Who to Blame: RudeGuy07
Gameplay: 2 / 10
Aesthetics: 3 / 10
IT'S A FEATURE Bonus: 0 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 1.66
DarkMatt sez: That screenshot is just the beginning. This fucker decided to slam his face into the engine limitations and REFUSED TO BUDGE. In the end, the player loses instead, because some of the bugs that spring up are ridiculous and NOT COOL. THANKS RUDEGUY. Not to mention Mario Galaxy music than SMW Scrap Brain Zone music. GOOD MUSIC CHOICE. Shitty resized backgrounds as well. I think that Doomsday Zone background might be mine but it's been butchered. Regardless, I do not approve of this sort of treatment.
Needless to say, I will consciously NOT play an episode, or even other levels, by this faggot. Jesus fuck.
#63:
Level 5-3
Who to Blame: as2903820989320382302903823982833230923890283
Gameplay: 5 / 10
Aesthetics: 8 / 10
Sky Pop Bonus: 3 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 5.33
DarkMatt sez: Hey, asnumbers? Ever heard of the concept of giving the player time to prepare? Figured I should let you in on one of the more, ahem, FUNDAMENTAL ideas you could've done to make this level less of an asshole.
And that's just the beginning. This level gets STUPID claustrophobic at times. I like the gimmick, but it gets seriously retarded at times.
#62:
Rodanja
Who to Blame: Sinem
Gameplay: 4 / 10
Aesthetics: 5 / 10
Stick Up Ass Bonus: 4 / 10
FINAL SCORE: 4.33
DarkMatt sez:
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11) (Tier 3rds)
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:58 pm
by JupiHornet
Hey DarkMatt, what do you use to make those screenshot GIFs?
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11) (Tier 3rds)
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:19 pm
by DarkMatt
Turtwig wrote:Hey DarkMatt, what do you use to make those screenshot GIFs?
Right now I have removed SnagIt from my bag of tricks and have used just the recorder included in Camtastia along with its studio for capturing raw footage and editing it into gifs.
It's probably a step down in terms of quality, but it's much easier to use, and I could use every point of ease-of-access.
For the things Camtasia can't do, I just deploy an image editor. Since I'm an old fart that means I use something like Jasc Paint Shop Pro. Any image editor that can save transparent .pngs fits the bill though. This is mainly just for the text overlays because Camtasia's bad at being a video editor.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11) (Tier 3rds)
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:05 am
by as303298
I loved the review, but I am actually curious on your scoring. What exactly is "Sky Pop Bonus"?
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11) (Tier 3rds)
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:18 am
by HeroLinik
I'm just waiting to see what hilarious comment he'll put on my level.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:03 am
by John The White Yoshi
as303298 wrote:Damn this was a jolly good read DM. I truly look forward to your opinions/review of the remainder of this Tower.
I'm enjoying this too. I'm curious to what he'll say about your level.
Re: DarkMatt Plays Your Levels And Insults You: Revival (For CC11)
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:21 am
by Emral
John The White Yoshi wrote:as303298 wrote:Damn this was a jolly good read DM. I truly look forward to your opinions/review of the remainder of this Tower.
I'm enjoying this too. I'm curious to what he'll say about your level.
He already posted his thoughts on on as's level, though. They're a few posts up.