Video Game Logics

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:00 pm
In Minecraft you can safely pick up lava in a bucket and carry said bucket.

How is this impossible irl? As long as your not touching it, I think youre fine.

Postby **ElectriKong** » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:02 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:00 pm
In Minecraft you can safely pick up lava in a bucket and carry said bucket.
How is this impossible irl? As long as your not touching it, I think youre fine.

It would be too hot.

smbx GaMERDoG · Postby **smbx GaMERDoG** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:16 am

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:02 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:00 pm
In Minecraft you can safely pick up lava in a bucket and carry said bucket.
How is this impossible irl? As long as your not touching it, I think youre fine.
It would be too hot.

Super hot.

erkyp3rky · Postby **erkyp3rky** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:29 am

smbx GaMERDoG wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:16 am

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:02 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm

How is this impossible irl? As long as your not touching it, I think youre fine.
It would be too hot.
Super hot.

Super hot as in, stopping time hot? Because then you would be stuck holding the bucket and your hands would literally melt.

smbx GaMERDoG · Postby **smbx GaMERDoG** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:36 am

TheLoafLord wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:29 am

smbx GaMERDoG wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:16 am

Electriking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:02 pm

It would be too hot.
Super hot.
Super hot as in, stopping time hot? Because then you would be stuck holding the bucket and your hands would literally melt.

You fell right into my joke trap!

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:24 am

How in Superhot, you can stop time. How are you not affected? (Probs cuz time travel laws)

Emral · Postby **Emral** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:27 am

RIP suspension of disbelief apparently

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:51 am

In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story,

The Scutlet boss is blocking Bowser's flames, is WEAK again fire itself.

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:32 pm

In Mario Kart 7 or Mario Kart 8 (whether Deluxe or not), Metal Mario can stay underwater forever and never rust.

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:37 pm

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:32 pm
In Mario Kart 7 or Mario Kart 8 (whether Deluxe or not), Metal Mario can stay underwater forever and never rust.

He's not iron, he's probably lead.

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:48 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:37 pm

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:32 pm
In Mario Kart 7 or Mario Kart 8 (whether Deluxe or not), Metal Mario can stay underwater forever and never rust.
He's not iron, he's probably lead.

Don't really know, but it's any metal that looks grayish, obviously Pink Gold Peach is made from gold and doesn't rust.

smbx GaMERDoG · Postby **smbx GaMERDoG** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:50 pm

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:37 pm

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:32 pm
In Mario Kart 7 or Mario Kart 8 (whether Deluxe or not), Metal Mario can stay underwater forever and never rust.
He's not iron, he's probably lead.

Or stainless steel.

Oshi · Postby **Oshi** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:09 pm

Here's something that makes perfect sense:

So Gligar weighs 142.9 lbs (64.8 kg) right? Well, when it evolves, it gains an extra 3 feet in height, but its weight decreases to 93.7 lbs (42.5 kg).

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:35 pm

Oshi wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:09 pm
Here's something that makes perfect sense:

So Gligar weighs 142.9 lbs (64.8 kg) right? Well, when it evolves, it gains an extra 3 feet in height, but its weight decreases to 93.7 lbs (42.5 kg).

A small weight is heavier than my giant yoga ball.

Emral · Postby **Emral** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:57 am

In just 2 weeks, gliscor lost 50 pounds with one simple trick.

erkyp3rky · Postby **erkyp3rky** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:05 am

Enjl wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:57 am
In just 2 weeks, gliscor lost 50 pounds with one simple trick.

Make this a thing or I'll eat a picture of Jerry Seinfeld for a year.

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:20 am

In the NES/Famicom game, The Krion Conquest/Magical Kid Doropie, Magic is effective against technologies

Devan2002 · Postby **Devan2002** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:07 am

In Pokemon, you, supposedly a 10 year old in the game, get offered one of three pokemon, one which can potentially shoot fire (at higher levels). Apparently that's safe in the eyes of Professor Oak.

Also, apparently a 10 year old can go around on routes and not need a parent to watch over them (since there are wild pokemon which are a potential hazard). I mean like, would your parents allow you to wonder into the woods at the age of 10 in the real world, armed with no real weapons? I doubt so.

GforGoomba · Postby **GforGoomba** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:16 am

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:07 am
In Pokemon, you, supposedly a 10 year old in the game, get offered one of three pokemon, one which can potentially shoot fire (at higher levels). Apparently that's safe in the eyes of Professor Oak.

Also, apparently a 10 year old can go around on routes and not need a parent to watch over them (since there are wild pokemon which are a potential hazard). I mean like, would your parents allow you to wonder into the woods at the age of 10 in the real world, armed with no real weapons? I doubt so.

The Pokemon universe is where 10 year old are legal adults.

Thehelmetguy1 · Postby **Thehelmetguy1** » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:26 am

GforGoomba wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:16 am

Devan2002 wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:07 am
In Pokemon, you, supposedly a 10 year old in the game, get offered one of three pokemon, one which can potentially shoot fire (at higher levels). Apparently that's safe in the eyes of Professor Oak.

Also, apparently a 10 year old can go around on routes and not need a parent to watch over them (since there are wild pokemon which are a potential hazard). I mean like, would your parents allow you to wonder into the woods at the age of 10 in the real world, armed with no real weapons? I doubt so.
The Pokemon universe is where 10 year old are legal adults.

The perfect world