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Back in 2003 (I think....), me and my family were watching the Christmas movie, Elf, and at the opening scene, where the baby crawls into Santa's bag, I cried out:

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"IT'S JESUS!!!!!!!"

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Sonic the Hedgehog movie

There was a chicken with 16 lives and a 4x4 truck crashed against him

Scroll wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:37 am

There was a chicken with 16 lives and a 4x4 truck crashed against him

Lol I get it. Although maybe instead of crashed it could be killed since, well, you understand

Trabi jokes! (they're quite flat I know)

explanation: the Trabi (officially: Trabant 601) was the most common car in old DDR
it's notorious for being slow and it usually took more than a decade to get one (socialistic economy of scarcity)

so

1) When does a trabi reach its max speed? When it's towed.

2) How do you double the value of a trabi? Fill up the tank / put a banana peel on the backseat / ...

3) How can you measure the acceleration of a trabi? With a calendar!

4) How long does a trabi take to go from 0 to 100? 15 years! 14 of them being the waiting time

5) What does the number "601" actually mean? 600 people ordered it and one got it.

and finally

5) A sheikh heard that there's a car in the DDR which is so great that you need to wait a decade for it. When he orders one, the mechanics are flattened, and instantly send him the first Trabi available. One week later the sheikh responds: "I'm really looking for the Trabant, thanks for sending me a teaser of cardboard ..."

What is an SMBX user's favourite celebration?


X-mas

Musicians around the world take caution, those notes can be SHARP.
I hope my SHARP wit pleases you.

The flat earth society has people all around the globe

GD Cooperstorm wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:14 pm

The flat earth society has people all around the globe

This made my day. Thumbs up.

Why is the math book always sad? Because it's full of problems

Did you hear about that Mercury guy? I heard he is pretty toxic.

edit: No offense to anybody named Mercury.

Two men walked into a bar. The first man ordered H2O and drank.
The second man said "I'll have H2O too." The second man died.

What do you call an overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:20 pm

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:10 pm

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:20 pm

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:17 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:10 pm

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:20 pm

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:01 pm

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:17 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:10 pm

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

Oh so you don't eggcept my offer
OK then bye

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:51 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:01 pm

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:17 am

Hey wanna 🐝 friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

Oh so you don't eggcept my offer
OK then bye

🐝 that way >:O

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