Funny Jokes Topic

[FireyPaperMario]

Back in 2003 (I think....), me and my family were watching the Christmas movie, Elf, and at the opening scene, where the baby crawls into Santa's bag, I cried out:

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"IT'S JESUS!!!!!!!"

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[ThePieSkyHigh]

Sonic the Hedgehog movie

[TheNightingale]

There was a chicken with 16 lives and a 4x4 truck crashed against him

[ThePieSkyHigh]

There was a chicken with 16 lives and a 4x4 truck crashed against him

Lol I get it. Although maybe instead of crashed it could be killed since, well, you understand

[Cedur]

Trabi jokes! (they're quite flat I know)

explanation: the Trabi (officially: Trabant 601) was the most common car in old DDR
it's notorious for being slow and it usually took more than a decade to get one (socialistic economy of scarcity)

so

1) When does a trabi reach its max speed? When it's towed.

2) How do you double the value of a trabi? Fill up the tank / put a banana peel on the backseat / ...

3) How can you measure the acceleration of a trabi? With a calendar!

4) How long does a trabi take to go from 0 to 100? 15 years! 14 of them being the waiting time

5) What does the number "601" actually mean? 600 people ordered it and one got it.

and finally

5) A sheikh heard that there's a car in the DDR which is so great that you need to wait a decade for it. When he orders one, the mechanics are flattened, and instantly send him the first Trabi available. One week later the sheikh responds: "I'm really looking for the Trabant, thanks for sending me a teaser of cardboard ..."

[ElectriKong]

What is an SMBX user's favourite celebration?


X-mas

[CaptainDrewBoy]

Musicians around the world take caution, those notes can be SHARP.
I hope my SHARP wit pleases you.

[GD Cooperstorm]

The flat earth society has people all around the globe

[Cedur]

The flat earth society has people all around the globe

This made my day. Thumbs up.

[TheNightingale]

Why is the math book always sad? Because it's full of problems

[GD Cooperstorm]

Did you hear about that Mercury guy? I heard he is pretty toxic.

edit: No offense to anybody named Mercury.

[MegaDood]

Two men walked into a bar. The first man ordered H2O and drank.
The second man said "I'll have H2O too." The second man died.

[A Nameless Guy]

What do you call an overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

[ThePieSkyHigh]

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

[A Nameless Guy]

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

[ThePieSkyHigh]

What do you call a overcooked egg?
"Eggstra burned egg"

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

[A Nameless Guy]

Thats the worst eggxample of a joke ever

Hey wanna friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

Oh so you don't eggcept my offer
OK then bye

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Hey wanna 🐝 friends?

Nope, I'm too buzzy for that

Oh so you don't eggcept my offer
OK then bye

🐝 that way >:O

[A Nameless Guy]

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[Cedur]

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