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Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 am
by FireyPaperMario
I may've said this joke before in the SMBX community, but screw it:
Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out "GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like, "No thanks!", and walk away
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:02 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
My inactivity
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:43 pm
by kr4k1n
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:59 am
by Cedur
reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:08 pm
by TheNightingale
Cedur wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:59 am
reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post
That usually happens to me lol
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 9:01 am
by Cedur
from my sister:
"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:42 am
by MegaDood
FireyPaperMario wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 am
I may've said this joke before in the
SMBX community, but screw it:
Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out
"GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like,
"No thanks!", and walk away
I heard it and was confused. Then I reread the joke and practically face palmed myself for not getting it initially. Nice.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 1:28 pm
by Eri7
Cedur wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2019 9:01 am
from my sister:
"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"
Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 1:49 pm
by Cedur
Eri wrote:Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?
scientific / academic context: the example person is too lazy or stressed to talk about their ongoing research, but they're still eager for the attention of a public talk at a congress
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:10 am
by MegaDood
I don't know if anyone's already made this joke, but here goes.
I moustache you a question.
But I'm shaving it for later.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:32 am
by KateBulka
This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 7:30 am
by MegaDood
Core wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 8:32 am
This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.
Either that or "Dad Jokes Welcome"
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:15 pm
by Cedur
finally someone said how lowbrow this thread was for the most part
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:32 pm
by kr4k1n
Don't know if this is funny or offensive but, why didn't the cat want to live with the dog? Because the dog was a bitch.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:48 pm
by 8lue Storm
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? It has nice food, but no atmosphere.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
by FireyPaperMario
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:
"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm
by kr4k1n
FireyPaperMario wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:
"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"
I don't get it
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 5:56 pm
by FireyPaperMario
Eureka wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm
FireyPaperMario wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:
"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"
I don't get it
It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom.
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 7:26 pm
by kr4k1n
FireyPaperMario wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 5:56 pm
Eureka wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm
FireyPaperMario wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:
"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!"
I don't get it
It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom.
Is it like something that your classmates used to say a lot?
Re: Funny Jokes Topic
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 12:54 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
Well happy to say im back
Lol.
Now, joke: Why is Mario so fat?
Cuz' hes a plump-er
THAT WAS HORRIBLE
My memorizing skills as in narration?