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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 am

I may've said this joke before in the SMBX community, but screw it:

Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out "GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like, "No thanks!", and walk away

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:02 pm

My inactivity

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby krakin » Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:43 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:02 pm
My inactivity
haha that's very funny

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:59 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:02 pm
My inactivity

reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby TheNightingale » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:08 pm

Cedur wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:59 am
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:02 pm
My inactivity

reminding myself of you and your inactivity and then seeing your post
That usually happens to me lol

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Wed May 01, 2019 9:01 am

from my sister:

"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Sat May 04, 2019 7:42 am

FireyPaperMario wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 am
I may've said this joke before in the SMBX community, but screw it:

Me and my friends were walking on a nature walk, and we saw a scorpion. And the scorpion yells out "GET OVER HERE!!!!!", and me and friends were like, "No thanks!", and walk away
I heard it and was confused. Then I reread the joke and practically face palmed myself for not getting it initially. Nice.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Eri7 » Sat May 04, 2019 1:28 pm

Cedur wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 9:01 am
from my sister:

"You wanna tell me about your research?" - "No!"
"You really don't wanna tell me about your research?" - "Really no!"
"You wanna give a talk at the upcoming congress?" - "I'd love to!"
Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Sat May 04, 2019 1:49 pm

Eri wrote:Wait, i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?

scientific / academic context: the example person is too lazy or stressed to talk about their ongoing research, but they're still eager for the attention of a public talk at a congress

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Thu May 09, 2019 7:10 am

I don't know if anyone's already made this joke, but here goes.

I moustache you a question.
But I'm shaving it for later.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby KateBulka » Thu May 09, 2019 8:32 am

This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Wed May 15, 2019 7:30 am

Core wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:32 am
This topic should be renamed to 'banal and bad jokes. I'm sorry for word 'jokes''. I'm not even joking as ya can see.
Either that or "Dad Jokes Welcome"

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Wed May 15, 2019 12:15 pm

finally someone said how lowbrow this thread was for the most part

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby krakin » Wed May 15, 2019 1:32 pm

Don't know if this is funny or offensive but, why didn't the cat want to live with the dog? Because the dog was a bitch.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby 8lue Storm » Wed May 15, 2019 2:48 pm

Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? It has nice food, but no atmosphere.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm

Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!" :lol:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby krakin » Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm

FireyPaperMario wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!" :lol:
I don't get it

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu May 16, 2019 5:56 pm

Eureka wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm
FireyPaperMario wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!" :lol:
I don't get it
It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom. :roll:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby krakin » Thu May 16, 2019 7:26 pm

FireyPaperMario wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 5:56 pm
Eureka wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 5:54 pm
FireyPaperMario wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:53 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my 5th grade year in Elementary school told by Sam, 1 of my friends;
He pulls up a big crystal-clear marble with a miniature Yoda figure, and speaks in a Yoda voice to some of the other classmates:

"I can see your future, IT SUCKS!!!!" :lol:
I don't get it
It's one of those jokes you'll get if you were around in my 5th grade classroom. :roll:
Is it like something that your classmates used to say a lot?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Tue May 21, 2019 12:54 pm

Well happy to say im back

Lol.

Now, joke: Why is Mario so fat?
Cuz' hes a plump-er

THAT WAS HORRIBLE
My memorizing skills as in narration?


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