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Once upon a time, I had this awesome science teacher.
He said that some scientists performed an experiment on a pig, and taught it how to smoke cigarettes until it eventually died.
When they cut the pig open, its lungs were all black.
Somehow, my science teacher got ahold of these lungs and attached them to a pump so we could see them inflating/deflating.

I decided not to smoke after that.

Well heres a tip when you think about smoking again.


- You are inhaling terrible black smoke, ask yourself why I am doing this.

- You might die

So basically you're killing yourself.

Radishl wrote:Well heres a tip when you think about smoking again.


- You are inhaling terrible black smoke, ask yourself why I am doing this.

- You might die

So basically you're killing yourself.

Yeah, studies show that every cigarette you smoke decreases your life span by 11 minutes.

Radishl wrote: - You might die :D

That face is pretty unecessaray tbh

Radishl wrote: So basically you're killing yourself.

Not a shame humans kill theirself in the war and in the 21century everyone does suicide so meh.

Yep I smoke way to much, luckily I quit smoking weed months ago, but I still smoke cigarettes, or occasionally a tobacco pipe.

I started smoking when I was 13, because of stress, currently I've been smoking pretty hard for about 11 years, of course it's not something I recommend doing, but I actually do like tobacco.

Weed on the other hand always makes me super paranoid, and weird feeling, that's part of the reason I stopped.

I know captain syrup isn't trying to push tobacco on people, rather just looking for a little discussion and info.

Btw I like cigars but, you're not supposed to inhale the real ones, I got a real Cuban cigar once and it almost killed me when I tried to inhale it, then I found out later you're not supposed to inhale them.

Fatoldsweaty wrote:Yep I smoke way to much, luckily I quit smoking weed months ago, but I still smoke cigarettes, or occasionally a tobacco pipe.

I started smoking when I was 13, because of stress, currently I've been smoking pretty hard for about 11 years, of course it's not something I recommend doing, but I actually do like tobacco.

Weed on the other hand always makes me super paranoid, and weird feeling, that's part of the reason I stopped.

I know captain syrup isn't trying to push tobacco on people, rather just looking for a little discussion and info.

Btw I like cigars but, you're not supposed to inhale the real ones, I got a real Cuban cigar once and it almost killed me when I tried to inhale it, then I found out later you're not supposed to inhale them.

Try researching what you smoke or use before using it.

Using it without any prior knowledge about it is foolish in my opinion.

I smoked when I was 14. I quit because I couldn't afford it. I will be smoking again, this is fate. Then again, I will probably eventually get a girlfriend who is against smoking... er...

Um no, I actually despise it.

Gohan wrote:I smoked when I was 14. I quit because I couldn't afford it. I will be smoking again, this is fate. Then again, I will probably eventually get a girlfriend who is against smoking... er...

What do you mean this is fate?

That type of view on the future isn't a healthy one.
Literally.

Radishl wrote:

Gohan wrote:I smoked when I was 14. I quit because I couldn't afford it. I will be smoking again, this is fate. Then again, I will probably eventually get a girlfriend who is against smoking... er...

What do you mean this is fate?

That type of view on the future isn't a healthy one.
Literally.

What he means is that he's probably going to start smoking again.