Trace42 wrote:sleepy wrote:Marina wrote:As a gay I can confirm that all gay people, including lesbians, want to suck their own dicks. Case closed.
how does that work B)
with a portal gun of course! just wait 500 years then youll be able to do it!
if your not born with a dick, you never get one. period.
if anything without dick got one after 500 years, why don't all the really old trees have giant woody cocks? they don't and thank god. what would trees throwing apple scene be like in wizard of oz if they were horny trees with "wood".
it good that trees don't have penises. it would be weird if you had to worry about getting fucked by a plant when you walk in woods.
edit: @Sinem guys don't show their butts like girls in thongs do. when a girl wears a thong, she might as well wear no bottom at all.