Funny Jokes

[MistakesWereMade]

How does Robin Wiliams end a joke?

He doesn't, he leaves everyone hanging.

[Julia Pseudo]

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[MistakesWereMade]

A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?", the muslim replies "shots for everyone"

There were 50 gay people looking for some cock at a bar, but unfortunately all they got was some glock

How do you find out if a gay person is dead? Check the Pulse

Why can't muslims just obey the law? Don't they know that it's illegal to smoke fags indoors?

A muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting. Who said they couldn't integrate into american culture?


the internet banter is over so i figured i'd post these

[TLtimelord]

Ok if nien can post that I'm posting this joke since it's all over DramaAlert videos.

What's the difference between keemstar and Hitler? Hitler knew how to kill himself.

[Shadow Yoshi]

Aaaaaaaand that's the end of that.