It's me.

And now, a message from NMPBB:
And with that being said, here's a collection of NMPBB's boring levels, starting with...
Entry No.1: A-CRIT
Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆
Progress: ★★☆☆☆
Aesthetics: ★★★☆☆
Design: ★★★☆☆
Overall: ★★☆☆☆
"A very small yet challenging mini level.
Although it's not considered challenging anymore,
for this level may cause LBM and constipation, including Vertigo.
Should you play this level a few times, you might survive not only this level,
but the causes that may or may have happened to you on your next day.
I played it several times, and it gave me said causes.
Do not play this level; unless you'd prove nothing happened,
prompting that you might survive, but still."
"PS: The goal lies in this level's README .txt file.
-N.M.P.B.B."