Postby GforGoomba » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:08 pm
Episode 1: Ashley
So my workplace called "WarioWare" has recently gotten a new employee. When the new employee walked in, I was scared. She had a goddamned wand in her hand and a... book? I knew for certain she was gonna be trouble. After a few hours on the Game MakerMatic 21, I was hungry. Luckily, it was lunch break time. I was eating the lunch my mom packed me. I saw her walking by, talking to herself "Lunch break. The perfect time to go brew my potio--- I mean, coffee." This only meant 1 thing: She was a fucking witch.
After lunch break, I sat down on my Game MakerMatic 21 along with everyone else and did the New Employee Ceremony, where we would play the microgames of the new employee. Hers involved dragging stuff with the touch screen. After the ceremony, we would compliment her microgames. Dribble and Spitz liked the dragging mechanic, Mona liked the good use of the touch screen, Jimmy T. liked the detail, but I was too caught up in thinking about how much trouble she would spell.
The next morning, I saw that my boss was gone, with a silver knife in his place. I went straight to work but all of my co-workers were gone, replaced with silverware. All except the new employee. This has to be her work, I thought. She went to introduce herself to me. She said "So you're the lucky one," she said, "The name's Ashley." I stood up, looked Ashley straight in the eye, and asked "You did this, didn't you? You wicked son of a bitch!" Ashley threatened me with her wand, saying that if I opened my mouth one more time that she would fuck me up. But I grabbed the wand too soon for her to turn me into silverware. I pointed my wand at her and said the magic words, but I didn't know them correctly. Suddenly, her skirt fell off because it was too big, with only her shirt to cover her... you know... I took the spellbook where the silverware spell was and said that spell's magic words. Ashley turned into silverware. Then, I turned all my co-workers back into themselves and everything was good again.
But I saw Ashley squirming and muffled, so I drew a face on her. She apologized and it seemed sincere, so I turned her back into herself. NOW everything was good again.
To be continued...
