Meh let's stop being cryptic here. A war has been sparked by your holding fast to the Middle Ages of the Internet rules and stolen one of our greatest contributors, Danny, off of our most popular meeting places, even if just for a day or two. In response, we've moved our logistics a thousand leagues of time ahead of yours, in first world democracy where people VOTE IN POLITICS and EARN MONEY THROUGH FORUM ACTIVITY, and stolen all of your most important members off of your most popular meeting place. I've shown them the light, and they do not like the scandals hiding behind the iron curtains here.
Now, yes, of course I'm aware that Supreme King Joey has all-seeing eyes because he's the hoster of these forums. And hey if you want to autocorrect "hoster" to "goatee" that's totally fine with me because Joey being the goatee of these forums totally has to mean something good right? But yes of course I knew you were seeing me private message all these people that actually weren't random, and if I really wanted to be sneaky about it I could have emailed all them for all I care. But hey, uh, witness my magical persuasion skills of what I think is the truth and what you think is bullcrap! Woo!
Either way, you all have crossed way more than just the line with your decision to ban Danny on Thursday. That's outright insane, considering that he was actually civil in his attempt to reconcile having his server thread up, which, by the way, was backed by real money. After your opposition to our resistance, just as we on Skype had said "eh, screw it it doesn't matter much in the longer run anyway," and just as we had posted the Official SMBX Minecraft Server thread #2 on the forums, you decide to shoot it down with fire and thunder and ban Danny simultaneously.
Now really we're probably both biased in our views of the situation because, well, they conflict pretty hard. But consider the following hypothetical:
Does this not look like dictatorship to someone out of the know?
Literally you can try justifying your actions as to why you've oppressed us, but after more than three years of this crap? We can't take it anymore. If we even suggest change, one of two things happens:
- Joey is randomly busy with IRL matters and as a result even though he promised he would be active, literally nothing happens.
- You suddenly shoot us down as though we had killed someone.
Here's the full list:
AeroMatter wrote:FanofSMBX
HenryRichard
AirShip
8bitmushroom
Emral
andialifbatara
PROX
LordKofu
h2643
Murphmario
BlazingZtar755
glitch4
CraftedPbody
Waddle Derp
PaperPlayerX
lighthouse64
litchh
4matsy
Ludwig von Koopa
Wind
Darkonius Mavakar
Epoch
Nien
And then of course you have me.Yoshibrothers
zlakergirl357
Vinyl Scratch
Drluigi
Rexx aka XerX aka XNBlank aka Blank
Mista Epic
Mighty.EXE aka Dakras in my videos
Ragont
qig
dragonfan96
So have I called anyone a retard yet? No? Good, because this is supposed to civil, supposedly unlike all of our other attempts to actually get through to Joey. It never has worked before though, has it? Hmm, I wonder why? Maybe we've been supposedly uncivil in the past like you'd like to believe? Or, what about my favorite theory since it involves my favorite subject, science? Maybe you're, well, only slightly addicted to whatever hormones that are produced when you have control over an aspect of somebody's life? I really hope you're not going through withdrawal symptoms now that you realize you only have 12 year olds and a few others left to rule over, in fact, but hey, sometimes the truth hits you hard.
But no you're not going to hell for it. Literally, I won't make you go to hell for it. Let me just say it again there is no hell that needs to be had whatsoever in this topic right now. I am giving you the option right now to start over with your SMBX life. Yes, you moderators! You weren't nearly bad to begin with at all! I really liked you guys before the power started corrupting you! Squishy Rex, a great graphic designer! GhostHawk, the prince of all memes, second only to Magibowser himself! But most importantly, you guys, do you remember one of the first TAOK episodes where Knux and Valtteri get Power Bars and go ham? Is that not even slightly how you felt when you got promoted? You actually had brains to think, but because if you actually exercise what many of us may consider the "right think to do," you'll be bound to lose those power bars of yours. But they taste soooo gooooood! I don't wanna grow up? Right? No?
Let's look at some logs from the other day and see if your opinion does not indeed look like a hive mind branching off of Joey:
Spoiler: show
You don't need your power bars that Joey feeds you in order to be respected! Seriously the part where I told you that you weren't some random nobody before you got promoted, I'm serious! You're all equally loved by the people I have grabbed from this forum, and it's not because of the power you hold, but instead because of the extraordinary talents you possess.
Speaking of talents I could literally go on all day about how many funny skills people have, haha.
So let's just keep it on a positive note and assume that you actually DO know what I'm getting at, and in that case what are you waiting for? Actually wait you're waiting for me to finish my thought, that's what. But anyway, now that I have finished with my thought, go start over with your life! And apparently "start" autocorrects to Ms tart! Well isn't that wonderful! hey guys we need a joke episode featuring ms tart on our own forums since joke episodes aren't allowed here!!!
http://thyforums.net/privana/index.php
Anyway we still need some sort of signature banner but like I said maybe you could help out with that? Just lay down your arms and we'll welcome you home. I mean we still have projects to get back to with beta testing and level designing and all, right? No reason to prolong your being rescued from your being misled by arguing at all.
I'd like to dedicate a special section to my best friend Danny as well. I think we're both pretty close to being in synch with each other despite Danny being bipolar and my being autistic. But, hey, it's kinda like the Island of Misfit Toys: don't they all somehow get along because of their abnormalities? I mean, who knows, maybe bipolar is actually on the spectrum of autism?? That would be so cool! I mean Danny isn't a douchebag at all as his signature might have misled you to believe. He just lacks confidence, that's all, just needs a little love.
Anyway, for those of you who still remain at this point, uh, you just lost your most important users and thus there's pretty much no point in moderating anymore aside from the youngsters I didn't specifically snatch up during my first round of PMs. If some of my readers are still rather clueless because they weren't among those I specially selected, here's the deal: SMBX is switching official leadership, effective now.
http://thyforums.net/privana/index.php
tl;dr good luck without us like you evidently wanted in the first place. You win AND you lose.
Isn't that right guys?!?!
