The perfectest Story Evar

[dagget10]

I was asleep, and my alarm clock went off. I hit snooze.

The same happened the second day.

The third day though, at 4:00 AM, my alarm clock grew legs and arms. It then walked over to my right ear. At 9:00 AM, it exploded...

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And that is how I lost my right ear