This isn't actually a fanfic this is actually the true story
Thirty hundred years ago when the world was swallowed by depression, a chosen one was born. His mind was too advanced for his time as he was capable of deciphering ancient languages and had knowledge of what today is considered modern science. The chosen one instead of using all his knowledge to help the humanity during it's dark times did something even better, he created the first meme.
The First Meme became the most valuable item in the history, even more than the golden goblet or a bag of skittles as it could make even the grumpiest man laugh for eternity. But for more joyful it may sound it was also dangerous as the First Meme could make someone laugh to death.
After realizing what powerful and destructive weapon he created, the chosen one sealed it away and summoned who we know today as the original Seven Memelords. The memelords task was originaly to protect the First Meme at all costs, but when one of the seven betrayed the others and used the First Meme to create another meme, everything was torn down, the First Meme's spawn was lost and ended spreading itself into other memes till what we see today. The traitor was punished away being sent to a mysterious island that was knew as 1Chan where nobody ever returned from.
After that terrible incident and with all the memes lost around the world and spreading even more like a disease, recovering them was basically impossible so the Seven Memelords task become protecting the population from unfunny memes and defining if something should be considered a meme or not. The First Meme was being protected by the chosen one himself as now the 7th and leader of the memelords.
At the age of 120 the chosen one passed away because he was old as fuck and it was about time, and the key to the First Meme was given away to his grandson. The key was passed on from generation to generation and new memelords were being elected as the current ones were getting older. When finally at the year of 2014 a foolish 10 year old received the key. Using the power of the memes he banned his name from all the languages so I can't say it here or I might get banned but it starts with T and it ends with yler.
The kid summoned the other actual 6 memelords planning to get their help to create terrible memes but unfortunately for him some disagreed with his plans, so using the power of the memes and 2 of the memelords he created the 9gag army with all the terrible memes to destroy the remaining 4 memelords.
Is Mr Wannabe going to achieve his objective? Are the memes going to be unfunny forever? What about the forgotten ex-memelord that was banned to 1Chan?
Stay tuned for the next episode of Meen Gooster because i'm tired of writing!!
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